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i was ready to put my whole mouth around it (but i got curved)

   Published Date: August 24, 2019  11 Comments on i was ready to put my whole mouth around it (but i got curved)

i had every intention of getting up to do laundry today.
every.
intention.
instead i woke up and was all wrapped up in good “fuck it“.
i decided to head to target for some household shit,
but i used that as an excuse to do something else.
foxhole…

*insert dramatic music*

i was all set to munch on the popeye’s chicken sandwich.
this sandwich got the forests all fucked up at the moment.
it’s got black folks doing this:

this is the “patti’s sweet potato pie” of 2019.
every year,
something goes on trend and makes the internet go wild.
as of right now,
it’s a chicken patty between some bread.
from social media,
to folks i know,
the hype was on extra.

“This best thing I ever tasted!”
“I got seconds!”
“My life was changed because of this chicken sandwich!”

I had to try it for myself.
after i did my shopping,
with a ton of fuckin’ bags because i can’t understand “i came in here for 2 things“,
i went to popeyes for my experience.
as soon as i got up to the door:

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“Popeye’s Chicken Sandwich will be back soon”

clever.
so i didn’t get to experience “the experience”.
i was all set to praise or call it “TRASH” on my last chew.
oh well.
i’ll keep my eyes out for it once it comes back.
i don’t think popeye’s was ready for this storm.

low-key: the chic-fil-a chicken sandwich wasn’t the experience i expected either.
super “eh”.
it gave me the bubble guts too.
i had better at bk.

11 thoughts on “i was ready to put my whole mouth around it (but i got curved)”

  1. I am wary of food everyone likes. 1) Everyone doesn’t have taste 2) There might just be some addictive chemical in it to keep you coming back for more. (like the salt in chips that makes you unable to eat just one.

  2. Y’all know that ain’t real chicken right? There ain’t no way there’s that many chickens to feed all y’all ninjas sammichez… smdh

  4. Oh wow! Niggas have officially reached a new low oh the niggrosity of all black folks our separation from the nigga community is long overdue how sad.

      1. Man who you telling it’s frightening black folks like this makes me vomit and the sad part it is black folks cape for niggas like this who get shot by the police for doing stupid like this then it’s black lives matter but nigga didn’t care about the black lives he terrorized in this video lol!

  5. Chick-fil-a gave you bubble guts, because your stomach is allergic to homophobia.

    2. LMAO …yo, you wildin’!!
      I think Chick-fil-a is overrated. I’ve had it and was not impressed.
      Same with Shake Shack. I’ll take Smashburger over them ANY day!

    3. LMAO. That’s funny as hell.
      Chick-fil-a is overrated. I tried it a few times and was not impressed.
      Same with Shake Shack. I’ll take Smashburger over them ANY day!

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