“i do”.
do i have to kiss her?
that was my first thought.
we kissed.
her lips were kinda greasy.
tasted like some kind of strawberry something.
the whole ordeal was quick and painless.
kinda like pulling off a bandaid.
okay.
okay wait.
don’t give me that look.
you can wipe that judgement off your face mister…
i know.
i know.
i wanted to jump today.
fear often held me back.
i was tired of that fear.
tired of being scared.
i wanted to try something new.
last time i was this spontaneous,
i was in my underwear with a cute wolf.
if it worked out then “yay”.
if not,
a lesson learned.
i grew up with this girl.
it’s not some stranger.
someone i knew for 3 months.
this is one of my trusted friends.
she has been there for me many times.
i called her up and said “let’s do it”.
so we did.
we had our reception at red lobster.
seafood.
how ironic.
thanks everyone.
doesn’t feel like i’m married tho.
marriage is definitely overrated.
lol
Congrats! I wanna see you on REAL HUSBANDS OF HOLLYWOOD! haha
^shit…
i’d need to divorce this one and find a suga mama.
i wonder if shaunie from bbw is still single?
You didn’t?! You did?! Did you really do it?!? Ayyyeee! Congratulations Jamari! ^_^
How long will this marriage last?
Even better question. Are you going to consummate the marriage?
can i swap her for kerry rhodes or laron landry?
Ha Mr. Jamari SIR. You a married man now, is the next thing having kids, and next thing you’re no longer gay?! I say GO FOR IT!!!!!!!! Congratulations boy.
I have a friend who has been openly gay for 30 yrs. HIV. got drunk with some women and after a few month married her. Now he has his ice cream and cakes and eating them both…..
Congratulations! You have wifey now. Just look at the positive. You are helping out your very good friend, that’s what friends are fall. Congrats again, good luck.
CONGRATS. You better get them gov benefits!
Aww. Congratulations! lol. I would have loved to see the kiss tho.
Nigga. You. Did. Not. Is this a late April Fool’s joke?