Category: YOU GET A GOLD STAR TODAY!
jack harlow said, “i bet ______ would f_ck me if i let him”
jack harlow is not my speed but after the following,
i might let him pull up to my bumper bay beeeeeee.
i kid.
kinda.
even though the following will bring about potential foolishness,
this recent leak about smashin’ lil nas x had me a tad aroused.
an alleged verse from an unreleased kanye song called “money bags” rose from the dead.
jack “allegedly had” said on his verse…
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dante the body is about to be married and not to who you suspect
some of us are blessed with “something” that makes people talk.
others have to do the most to keep us talking.
dante johnson aka dante the body falls into one of those spaces.
people need to realize that bisexuals date/have sex vixens too.
we live in a world where people can like/love both.
Yes,
that male you see dating vixens can also like the menz too.
That doesn’t mean he is DL.
that means that he is a bisexual!
allegedly,
dante is an alleged bisexual and is about to be off the market…
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us vs the idiots
…buuuuuuuuuut on the flip side,
i’m glad i don’t fit it because it has worked in my favor.
see here is the thing.
While everyone is following The Idiots around,
I get to move like a fox in the shadows.
i watch the idiots fuckin’ up and learn from their mistakes.
i saw how they desperately want to get in the hen house.
they go through the front; i go through the back.
my advice to everyone who doesn’t fit…
ya’ll cap cause ya’ll would hang out with a fresh on the market odell beckham jr
best believe,
if you hear that i’m single and “hanging out” with someone like ^this
who just became newly single as well:
He is slaying this foxhole mercilessly.
i don’t blame this vixen for “hanging out” with him tbh…
why are ya’ll shocked or stressed that halle bailey is pregnant?
i think it’s in our best interest to stop seeing “the pretty” in someone.
by that,
meaning they should choose “the right thing” because of how they look.
some of us associate attractiveness with purity/common sense.
i don’t know who halle bailey is trying to fool…
…but she looks very pregnant here,
there,
and everywhere.
if she isn’t,
she is eating good off that ariel check.
everyone is stressed and upset that is might be pregnant.
they are saying that her rapper of a jackal,
ddg,
doesn’t deserve her or her eggs.
here is something to consider…
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you are fluent in maga because you get to be a big ol mean girlie?
about a year ago,
i had someone i was close to me say:
“See,
Trump tried to tell ya’ll…”
and be “tried to tell us“,
it had something to do with wearing masks and the rona.
another friend told me they miss how entertaining trump was on twitter.
i had another friend proudly say the rona wasn’t real and no one died.
something to do with it being a hoax.
what they all told me without telling me:
He put a freshly charged battery on people’s backs.
he showed the forests it was okay to say what you wanted,
be as vile as you wanted,
and to leap if someone wanted it.
look at how he spoke to various reporters:
so by following him and his ways,
many of these froggies lept to their dooms but the fact still remains:
He awakened the jackals in many people.
some of my friends are included in this jackal uprising too.
danny collins used to be fluent in maga.
he explains what it was about trump that he loved on his tiktok…
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