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tim walz thinks they lost because they acted like little b!tches

yesterday,
i read about tim walz and why they lost the election.
he says they “played it too safe“.
( x read that here )
you know what i think they did wrong?…
the DEI hires that won the super bowl let us know about that white house invite

Anytime I see NFL baller wolf,
Jalen Hurts,
“Luther” from Kendrick plays in my head.
we don’t need to get into how fione jalen is.
i will say i’m seeing more and more males trying to emulate “90s fine” now.
i’m starting to see fresh haircuts and clothes that actually fit now.
after every super bowl,
the winning team goes to the white house to meet with the president.
for the second super bowl win in a row,
the eagles...
yarddie style has been giving it to me GOOD

I’ve had A LOT to font about Yarddie Style over the years.
Aside from loving that big backside of his…
my issue with him was his always been his stroke resume.
i have a confession to make…
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dylan o’brien backstrokes his way to the front of the line for gay fantasies

He looks better with a beard.
take that how you will.
so dylan o’ brien was the talk of the forests all weekend.
i was never a “teen wolf” kind of fox but that is where he started.
i do remember him being the love interest in a taylor swift video tho.
the reason he was the talk was about a new movie he is in called “twinless“.
it is about two males who end up in a relationship because…
they are twinless twins.
it wasn’t the “potential oscar buzz” (i kid) movie that was the font…

it was his gay sex scene in the movie…
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sir, i didn’t order this peek a boo pee pee

Nothing is worse than when someone forces their sexual fetishes on you.
that was my big issue with sending unsolicited nudes.
just because a few good time whores were okay with it:
That doesn’t mean the rest of society was down.
again: reading the room seems to be optional with some people.
so a jackal named nautica malone,
who JUST had a baby,
was forcing his degenerate behavior on the un-suspecting…
beyonce gave some of us trauma today

Oh no!
Queen Bey has canceled her much-hyped announcement.
today was supposed to be the day beyonce broke the internet again.
instead of becoming a trend,
she did the unthinkable…
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