everyone can relax.
i know i can.
king nate and his perfect penis get to smash for another day.
onlyfans having porn banned on their platform had all the sex workers in a tizzy.
i’ve haven’t seen so much protest and uproar since they canceled “manifest” on nbc.
onlyfans tweeted an update today that should calm everyone’s anxiety…

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well pfizer phatties,
i guess the flexin’ will be starting soon.
you know the ones on social media.

“PFIZER PHATTIES STAND TF UP ????????????????”

…and i’m already cringing.
so i guess this means folks who aren’t jabbed can’t use this excuse anymore.
per the fda website…

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some people really be charging up the mileage for their karma.
after dababy‘s recent nonsense,
dua lipa made a statement about the whole thing.
she worked with dababy on the “levitating remix” from her recent album,
“future nostalgia”.
sidebar: that album is really dope.
anyhoo,
she took to her ig stories to font:

…and she unfollowed him shortly after.
 dababy responded…

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the cdc was reckless when they told folks to galivant out here without masks on.
i try to have my mask on 99% of the time when i’m out in these forests.
folks went wild; jamari fox didn’t.
as the rona continues to eat up the united states,
it looks like it’s all eyes on the cdc.
apparently…

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 lil nas x (lnx) is one of those you gotta be careful with.
you say/font the wrong thing and you’ll be eaten for lunch.
you remember the kadoment that happened in his last entry.
( x see it here )
after the kiss heard around the world at the bet awards,
i wanted to know what was next for lnx.
while on my sabbatical,
he came out with a video for the song,
“industry baby” with jack harlow.
it was produced by kanye west which tripped me tf out.
the foxhole has been wanting my opinion on the video and ima be 110…

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^this is my favorite picture of him.
i haven’t seen foxhole fav,
charlie,
in a really long time.
he kinda went rogue due to the punani and hasn’t visited marvin bienaime for a photo shoot.
the last thing i saw him do with marvin was:

well in 2021,
charlie continues to show why he is the marvin bienamine success out of everyone...

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