i got donatella versace’s mindframe.
i would recruit two sexy wolves with bodies like ^that,
baller or non,
to dump their loads on my head.
load of ice for the als ice bucket challenge that is.
what did you think i was talking about?
wait…
ugh.
perv!
well an f-bi showed me how donatella versace did just that and well…
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…and he is completely straight.
see that?
that is class.
that is how a real man responds to jamari fox.
f-bi from left and right emailed me today to alert me he shouted me out.
at first i was nervous,
but when i peeped it,
i was absolutely flattered.
see when i write about a wolf,
usually everyone takes notice.
i didn’t realize that my site is pretty known in these streets.
men and women tune in to see what (or who) i’m talking about.
honestly speaking,
the wolves i write about are straight (or until proven otherwise).
i simply appreciate the male body and what it looks like sculpted.
there are a select few who appreciate the love,
but the rest think muhfuckas trying to rape them out here.

like get all the way over yourself.
thank you omarion for appreciating what i do.
your kind words made me day!
now…
whose next?

^this was it.
i don’t even think i remember the show.
who was there.
what someone wore.
all i remember was beyonce sung her entire album like an itunes preview.
in my lifetime,
i can say i witnessed beyonce shut the vmas down.
maybe why i like beyonce is different from everyone else tho…
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you see these group of hood wolves?
well you see the one in the grey?
the tall one wth the white fitted?
well that’s j cole.
guess where he is?
standing in ferguson on the spot michael brown was killed at.
there is also footage…
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so i…
okay we…
okay fine the trey songz stans…
wanted to see it and got it.
trey songz accepted his als ice bucket challenge from damn near everybody...
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get cho mind out the guttah!
perv!
anyway so as you know,
everyone is doing this als ice bucket challenge.
the als standing for “amyotrophic lateral sclerosis”.
basically instead of lighting themselves on fire like the dumb asses,
they decided to throw a bucket of ice water on themselves for a good cause.
how scary is that,
right?
well chris brown got challenged by baller wolf,
kyrie irving,
and well…
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