If your grandpa looked like this,
I’d have no choice but to ride him.

okay,
i’m sorry,
that is a little bold of me so let me rephrase.

If your grandpa looked like this,
I’d have no choice but ask him about the good old days,
naked,
while rubbing him down with Bengay.

better?
seriously,
i’ve had that picture in my phone since ’22.
a Foxholer has always mentioned him since then too.
i been meaning to font about him but life has been lifeing.
aint no time like the present so everyone meet brandon miyavia…

Anytime I see NFL baller wolf,
Jalen Hurts,
“Luther” from Kendrick plays in my head.

we don’t need to get into how fione jalen is.

i will say i’m seeing more and more males trying to emulate “90s fine” now.
i’m starting to see fresh haircuts and clothes that actually fit now.
after every super bowl,
the winning team goes to the white house to meet with the president.

for the second super bowl win in a row,
the eagles...

The problem with industry is what they loved you for is what they’ll turn on you for too.

it’s similar to regular life tbh.
they’ll love that you are gay but hate that you got the husband before them.
and if the husband is FIONE…

you’ll really see the tables turn.
i think that is what lil nas x demise might be.

He was loved for being black and gay but then once he started doing too much,
he started being hated for being black and gay.

i think it all started when he slid down a stripper pole to hell.
his career was on life support when he compared himself to Jesus.
the music didn’t hit for that amount of trolling and that was that.
according to the swamp,
it seems like he is allegedly on drugs in his latest video…

excuse my french right quick.
*ahem*

In every chapter in my life,
there was always some stupid BITCH who loved weaponizing to my sexuality.

they could NEVER mind their business.
it was always someone i thought was cool.
they were so busy in my front yard but in their own backyards:

A) they didn’t realize their manz wanted to stuff my ass with his cream

B) their own manz was cheating on them HEAVY or didn’t even like them

C) no one outside of their clique of other stupid bitches liked them either

sorry,
i had to get that off my fingers.
it has been sitting on my spirit for years.
it was always one defective hoe in the batch who was becoming like her mother.
they were evolving like a pokemon into the bitch mother they hated so much for being nosy.

ugh…
so a discussion about how black vixens make every male DL.
“the neighborhood talk” posted it and i wanted to correct something…

When Aunt Patti allegedly outed Luther,
big and little “Loo-Fah”,
the black community was not having it.

say what you want about us,
but we CAN protect our unproblematic legends,
especially when it comes to their personal lives.
you see how fast we stood up to protect tevin campbell.
outing has always been a tricky game.
let a male be attractive,
and suddenly,
there’s a full-blown witch hunt into his sexuality.
straight jackals,
who claim to “hate that gay shit”,
sure do love spilling “that gay shit“.
enter comedian godfrey,
who decided to put not one but two beloved tv dads on blast…

i have a fear of flying but i also:

Have a fear of seeing a plane fall out the sky.

this scene in “knock at the cabin” legit terrified me.
spoilers included,
although the movie was terrible:

not to mention the movie,
“flight“:

but,
um,
our new president doing is helping stir the pot of my fears…