hoe babble.
many of us have used it at one point or another.
you see someone fine and you’ll say anything to get some sex,
even its true or not.
i’ve used hoe babble when i’m trying to get that peen.
i have told wolves they were talented when they weren’t.
i have used it to stroke a wolf of my interest’s ego.

“I wanna say something but I don’t want to offend you.” – me
“Nah say it.” – him
“Are you sure? It’s might come kinda gay.” – me

“Nahhhh we cool. Just tell me.” – him
“Okay… you have really nice arms. They are really big. I noticed them the other day when you wore that shirt.” – me
“Thank you! I been working out and thought they weren’t big enough.” – him
“No, they are really big…” – me

after that,
he started getting closer and did everything to highlight his arms.
even though he was “straight”,
he even let me touch me at one point.
i used the same hoe babble to tell ww his butt was nice in pants too.
hoe babble is a flirting technique that oftentimes works.
i can bet george aka @princecgo (^above) gets a lot of hoe babble.
a Foxholer sent me something he posted on his IG stories…

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so i’m guessing jada pinkett-smith isn’t in sound mind for “girl’s trip 2”?
jada has been on 1,
2,
3,
and 4 lately and it feels like everyone is getting tired of her.
the word vomit keeps flowing and we don’t have enough bleach.
in her latest “oh more nonsense!” about her situationship with will smith…

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^2012.
this is my favorite picture of the smith family.
it shows all of their different personalities in this shot.
jada pinkett-smith dropped a bombshell today for ( x people magazine ).

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith Been Separated Since 2016

 

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i mean,
it was pretty obvious…

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i won’t even hold you but i didn’t pay attention to elon musk.
i know he was responsible for the self driving cars,
but he was “i don’t know her” as person.
i was forced to know him once he bought twitter.

pours out likka out for the dead bird
Twitter,
many of miss what you use to be.
Maybe one day,
you’ll raise from the dead and be a zombie.

twitter was once one of my favorite sites for news and updates.
elon turned it into a cesspool or hate,
main characters,
and a place to jack off.
elon be fonting just anything on there too.
he is saying we don’t much anything about history with racism…

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i first discovered lala milan on snapchat.
that was when snap was a thing before ig started doing stories.
she use to do funny videos on there while working a regular job.
i admired her hustle and thought her personality would be great for tv.

Years later,
she ended up accomplishing her dreams and more.

lala has also been keeping her sexy ass wolf a secret too.
she posted that she is pregnant but when she debuted…

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Migrants everywhere and nowhere at the same time
The Adams Administration being literal buffoons
Violence making a comeback like its 90s NY
Rona and Tuberculosis starting their country wide tour from NY
Inflation is infiltrating our savings accounts in order to survive
The cornballs in our government bringing us into their group chat
Nothing being done by our cornballs in the government
Crazy people being liked cause of the chaos they create
Twitter being turned into Truth Social Deux
…am I missing anything else?

…oh,
and climate change being the biggest bitch of them all.
i sat on my couch last night,
thinking to myself how i want to leave new yawk.
that is the first time i wanted to leave my city.
that is when i had to ask myself…

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