Category: WOW
clout-chasing crescendos: hugo d almonte’s messy melody

The Dominican Jackal hit a sour note and it looks like he’s out of tune.
yesterday,
khalid got outed.
the response?
the fastest “yeah, and?” in history.

the outer,
hugo d almonte,
just gave us a reason to remember his name for something besides his music…
when did we start turning on beyoncé?

The Hive has gone quiet,
leaving their queen to fend for herself.
when did we start turning on beyoncé?
don’t font it’s because of the hive either.
every stan base gets messy but lately,
her army feels more “civilian” than “soldier”.see what i did there?
saucy santana’s past shade when he came for blue ivy?
crickets.
lately,
candace owens has been running her mouth…
the timeline takes another twist and meagan good is part of the plot

Meagan Good is starting in a new production.
It’s called “Why Is This Happening?”
Foxhole,
i feel like i’ve been in a state of confusion all 2024.
to add to my long list of confusion,
my sis just dropped a bombshell at the ebony 100 gala.
what was supposed to be a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it fling with jonathan majors…
flashman wade’s spread: a growing concern

Is Flashman Wade trading in his “thick” card for a little extra…
baggage?
aging can be a tricky game.
what once turned heads as thick can suddenly spill over into the fat.
flashman wade still thick but has his station wagon become an SUV?
is it just me or…
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if mark zuckerberg is bored, he could perform paying off all my bills next

In today‘s installment of “Did we need this?” news…
looks like our billionaires are officially out of hobbies.
one tanks twitter and is eying to tank the country next.
the other shows why facebook was the better career choice.
mark zuckerberg,
working with t-pain that we plan on dragging later,
decided to give us an acoustic version of “to the window, to the wall”.
Foxhole…
Continue reading “if mark zuckerberg is bored, he could perform paying off all my bills next” →you didn’t know your manz was full MAGA until election day? excuse me?

lately,
i’m seeing a lot of shocked pikachu faces online,
especially those who found out on election day…
That their partners pulled the lever for him and not her.
they’re left reeling,
airing their dismay on social media,
while pondering if they’re gonna break up.duh?
which raises the questions...




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