This has been the weirdest and wildest of timelines.

if the history books write about this,
and a strong “if” since they want to gut the department of education,
it is going to be a time that america was at its worst.
i have a ton of questions about the owner of X in the oval office.

the first one is…

White America,
let’s font.

we’ve sat through your bruce springsteen anthems,
your queen ballads,
your ac/dc guitar solos,
your taylor swift eras,
and your madonna reinventions.
now i do like taylor and madonna.
still,
we watched and we nodded.
we even did a two-step when the beat hit.

…but now,
because kendrick dared to give a performance with depth,
lyricism,
and black excellence,
suddenly…

There’s an issue?

fox news is in shambles,
per usual…

Have you ever noticed how some people treat friendships like a waiting room until their relationship is ready?

growing up,
i went through hell with jackals so i mastered the art of the swerve early.
to this day,
people are still salty i dropped them like a bad habit.

it was never about me being a bad friend or two faced.
it was about them and their fucked up behavior.
too-da-loo bitch.
you know what really grinds my gears tho?…

I’ve come to realize there is two sides in cheating.

there is the side where the jackal is a high key sex addict.
they can’t settle down because,
well,
they are functioning street walkers.

They can’t contain the slut inside long enough.

on the other side on the cheating spectrum,
in my opinion…

Gay culture,
Black gay twitter,
Black gay IG,
and the Foxhole makes and breaks these attentionistos.

there was a white wolf that came across my feed last year.
he was part of a trio of sexy wolves from montana.
i should have known the following from montana.
their brand is cosplaying as cowboys.
imo,
he was the sexiest out the three,
even though the one who dated kristin cavallari is who everyone wants to fuck.

i watched his snap every day because of his biceps,
pecs,
and his print.
he is also really handsome too and i was enjoying his content until…

Two weeks ago,
He took a trip with one of the others in the group to that place our new president lives.
He tried to pretend he wasn’t there until he got caught and came clean.
He was posing with the new presidents pictures and said,
“this place is lit!”.

…and that was the end of that.
i unfollowed with the quickness and never looked back.
even though this wolf didn’t have a freak twitter,
^that tweet above is funny because it’s so true.
i’d like to add some more to the list that turn me off…

Beyonce’s internet just took another loss.
I don’t think I’ve felt this sad since King Nate left OF.
I’m still fuckin’ vex about that BTDUBS.

this news is like that FWB who knew exactly how to please your bawdy right,
only to cut you off without warning when you were horny AF and needed it ASAP.

“TF you mean you’re getting married and going to be faithful?
UM,
HELLO?
WHO IS GONNA FUCK ME NOW?”

myvidster,
the underground goldmine of good videos…