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ain’t no fun when mo’nique has got the gun (and it’s pointed at oprah)

i never thought i’d see or hear oprah getting “told about herself”.
hell,
by mo’nique of all folks.
i won’t lie,
but that mj documentary really put a dent in her character for me.
for others,
i was surprised it was before that.
so many folks i have spoken to have said they never fucked with oprah too tough.
well you know mo’nique is all about “telling folks about themselves”,
especially ones who did her wrong.
oprah is one of those wrong doers in her story.
she decided to address oprah on her ig and well…

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i can deep throat better than you

mission: deep throat?
when our president sends our troops overseas for a pointless war,
they have no choice but to wait for when orders are called.
that means lots of fun will be had!
i hear a lot of “fun” happens on these bases.
well the following “fun” was caught on video.
it involves a pink dildo and a non-existent gag reflex

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the things folks will say to get christian keyes in your bedroom

i understand you’re horny but let’s not go overboard with the disrespect.
so it’s no surprise that most of us are in folks dms.
we are shooting shots to see what we score.
some of the males that are in christian keyes dms are kinda disrespectful.
he went on “out loud with claudia jordan” on fox soul to address his homophobic backlash,
but shared what someone said in his dms that set him off

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he allegedly raped someone so we shouldn’t mourn kobe bryant

they say it isn’t who you were but who you are now.
i don’t believe that anymore.
i believe that even when we fuck up in our pasts,
we are still held in contempt about it.
you can thank the lovely social media era we live in for that.
kobe bryant was killed helicopter crash that literally stopped time yesterday.
in an instant,
many of our lives were changed.
we might have known him,
but we grew up with him and admired him for his tremendous talent.
unfortunately after his untimely death,
he is still being held by the chains of his alleged past sins

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if the eyes are the windows to the soul, put a curtain over antonio brown

something is seriously wrong with antonio brown.
so you know he had to turn himself in for a warrant on burglary and battery charges?
well look at his mugshot

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that person next to you might have the “contagion”

…and you know folks love going to work and school sick to pass it around.
cousin hybrid and i saw “contagion” when he came to visit back in 2011.
we left that movie traumatized.
it was about a deadly contagious disease that was killing everyone.
all it took was one person to get infected.

 

folks with severe OCD probably regretted watching that movie.
well,
it seems like that movie is “now” because…

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