you know what’s weird?
i was telling one of my foxholers i already saw the video with mr. bolden and jaynite years ago.
this has to be around the time tumblr was poppin’.
one of the foxholers hit me with:

“Did you see the video of Mr. Bolden bottoming for Jaynite?
Jay turns out all the tops…”

…or something to that effect.
i saw the video and i thought it was pretty boring tbh.
you could tell mr. bolden really wasn’t into it.
the energy wasn’t sexy.
they even showed me what jaynite really looked like.
listen the foxhole be like the f-bi,
ya heard.
well,
there was some drama with the video resurfacing a few days ago.
mr. bolden defended himself,
but i have an issue with his statement…

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foxhole,
i’ve been pushed into using “instacart“.
everyone i know was urging me to use the service months ago,
but i was very “eh” on it.
i’m at the point of no return when it comes to ordering groceries now.
since it’s been brick city,
i barely want to leave my crib.
apparently,
ya’ll be leaving ya’ll’s warm homes and beds to go fuck in the snow…

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i’ll never forget hearing a story of a vixen going to a burger spot years ago.
she ordered onion rings and when she got them,
she saw something that stood out.

There was a fried mouse in it

i heard after she sued the restaurant and won.
they promptly got shut down and that was that.
you hear stories like this and hope it never happens to you.
everyone who knows me knows that i love curry goat.
that is my favorite thing to order from the jamaican spot.

Curry goat
Rice and peas
Mixed cabbage
Plantains
Macaroni pie

mmmmmm.
there is a story circulating on ig about this jamaican spot down in florida.
@sue.bankss went to “the dutch pot” and ordered brown stew chicken.
allegedly,
she didn’t pay extra for the maggots in her meal too…

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is there scientific proof that males that are gay didn’t have dominant father figures in their lives?
it’s weird because everyone i know who is gay/bi had their fathers in their lives.
star fox,
God rest his soul,
was closer to his father than his mother.
some dl males i’ve been around kept/keep their sexuality secrets from their two parents’ homes.
even though i was closer to my mother,
my father was around.
everyone has a different experience in this life so i’m confused when hoteps think they’re scientists.
a tiktoker by the name of @karmonicz said males are gay,
and seek oral and anal sex,
because they’re yearning for their fathers…

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^she shoulda stood there and walked her dog,
but like most white she-jackals,
she couldn’t fight the urge to mind her business.
amy cooper,
aka “central park karen“,
decided to report an innocent black male who she claimed threatened her in central park.
he was watching birds.
christian cooper,
the dog watcher,
forgave her for stupidness and it seems the prosecution did as well via “daily mail“…

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he looks better with more weight on him tbh.
andre marhold‘s dick is so big,
he can’t seem to find someone to smash.
what a struggle.
i’m shocked none of the “big dick takers” on social media haven’t stepped up to the battle.
andre screamed he’s a wolf in his interview with jason lee on “hollywood unlocked“,
but these days…

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