Ray J is kinda… corny.

We all figured this out years ago.
He will always be “Brandy’s Brother” or “The Idiot Who Made Kim Kardashian Relevant” in my eyes.
Then what gets me is he stay trying to be some kind of gangsta.
SONJA NORWOOD AIN’T RAISE NO GANGSTAS!!!!
So he can cut that shit out (see audio from radio interview after Fabolous fight)…

Ray J is a handsome dude those lips I’d like to ride.
Even though, I have a sneaky feeling he wouldn’t be looking for a FOX.
Besides him packing some major steel in his tighty whiteys…

(see Ray J/Kim K sexual sleep-fest)…
…He also packs major Charmin in the back.