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is akademiks gonna cry again over this diss record from saucy santana?

even though i was sus on that rape line from saucy santana,
akademiks has been asking to be checked.
he has been doing the most ever since he got fame.
i thought he was gonna be the underdog since complex.
nope.
fame brought out who he really is.
you know it’s bad when queen latifah gotta come off her throne for you.

Do you know how rotten you have to be for QUEEN LATIFAH , who, is known for minding her business, to call out?!

Do you understand how embarrassing this is for AK? pic.twitter.com/SlPYi91R7S

— valerie complex (@ValerieComplex) November 2, 2023

so saucy santana already made him cry on his stream:

but i wonder if he is gonna cry another river over this diss record…

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keith lee ran through atlanta getting a taste and it got ya’ll going off

one thing that i don’t like when i go to a restaurant is bad food and service.
ill be on that yelp review at the table.
on spill,
their main account spilled:

“Keith Lee is really ran thru atlanta like thanos”

…and i thought it was “one of dem ones” type of scandals.
nope.
as you know,
keith is a legit food critic from tiktok with millions of followers.
folks have come to depend on his reviews.
he ran thru some spots in atlanta and gave some good and bad reviews.

@foreveralphanso Keith Lee at Toast On Lennox #greenscreenvideo #greenscreen #keithlee #toastonlenox #fyp #foryou #atlanta ♬ original sound – ALPHANSO | Pop Culture

he gave the real milk and honey and kandi’s restaurant,
old lady gang,
bad reviews:

@keith_lee125 The Real Milk & Honey taste test ???? would you try it ? ???? #foodcritic ♬ original sound – Keith Lee

( x the real milk and honey write up )
cardi b jumped into it to speak about her experiences in atlanta dining…

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use hoe babble to stroke more than his ego

hoe babble.
many of us have used it at one point or another.
you see someone fine and you’ll say anything to get some sex,
even its true or not.
i’ve used hoe babble when i’m trying to get that peen.
i have told wolves they were talented when they weren’t.
i have used it to stroke a wolf of my interest’s ego.

“I wanna say something but I don’t want to offend you.” – me
“Nah say it.” – him
“Are you sure? It’s might come kinda gay.” – me

“Nahhhh we cool. Just tell me.” – him
“Okay… you have really nice arms. They are really big. I noticed them the other day when you wore that shirt.” – me
“Thank you! I been working out and thought they weren’t big enough.” – him
“No, they are really big…” – me

after that,
he started getting closer and did everything to highlight his arms.
even though he was “straight”,
he even let me touch me at one point.
i used the same hoe babble to tell ww his butt was nice in pants too.
hoe babble is a flirting technique that oftentimes works.
i can bet george aka @princecgo (^above) gets a lot of hoe babble.
a Foxholer sent me something he posted on his IG stories…

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faces of death-ly embarrassed and regret for public indecency

this has got to be the funniest mugshot of regret i’ve seen in quite some time.
some of ya’ll gon’ learn to stop having sex in public.
it’s all good for likes and clout on socials until you’re caught.
the east point police in georgia are now in the business of shaming.
these are the latest in “but…but… we were expressing ourselves“…

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your friend can be good to you and be a complete d!ck to someone else

when we are friends with someone,
we always see the “good” in them.
we ignore the truth because we want to show loyalty.
when they get caught up in some bs,
we don’t want to believe it because they are our friends.
we think about how good they were to US.
we don’t want to imagine one of our friends could be a monster.
two things can be true at the same time.