Category: UM IM CONFUSED
if only kamala harris would be herself, we’d believe her

A controversial statement but Kamala Harris bugs me.
i’ve aired my grievances about her many times.
my main issue?
she doesn’t feel authentic.
you know when she feels authentic?
when she is in shady bitch mode.

this is when i think she is the most “herself” and i fux with that heavy. i love when she is shady and bitchy tbh.
it’s like she’s always “putting on” for the black community.
come voting time,
she pulls out the pander card.
her appearance at the bet awards really annoyed me…
keith lee gives the bet awards a 1 out of 10 for ruining his moment

keith lee.
“tiktok’s top-tier food critic” keith lee.
“is all this food testing going right to his cake?“ keith lee.

if you didn’t know,
keith had a spicy encounter with taraji at the bet awards the other night.
she mistook him for a method man doppelgänger during this weird segment,
but ended up flirted with him while his wife was right there.
she served him a rose at the end of the segment,
which he tossed like a bad appetizer.
keith fired back at the drama…
Continue reading “keith lee gives the bet awards a 1 out of 10 for ruining his moment” →another victory for trump in the books!

last night at the ‘24 bet awards,
it was all about getting black folks out there to vote.
almost every presentation; almost every commercial.
taraji even went off script at one point.
after that debate,
folks are scared.
even if folk’s think biden’s a zombie,
they really don’t want “the orange one” back.
after this news,
i think this is another reason why.
trump’s got the supreme court shielding him via msnbc…
when you gotta risk it all for that PPP (pretty prison penis)

it seems like prison is the new place to find a manz.
they got room and board,
don’t gotta worry about getting fed,
and got big muscular bawdies by all the working out they do.
they might have a roommate but so what?!
so why not risk your job to get some PPP (pretty prison penis) too?…
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so, uh, what about that presidential debate last night?!

last night,
we all watched a horror movie together.
unfortunately,
we are watching and starring in it as well.
“Nightmare of the ’24 Presidential Election”
there’s no popcorn,
the seats are uncomfortable,
and the only way we can escape is leaving the country.
the two that we can’t escape from are biden and trump.
what we learned from last night’s debate is…
chrystian lehr put his d!ck down and told me to suck it?

well,
what do we have here!?
it’s elon’s twitter being its usual and hypocritical self.
free speech until you have to pay for it.
anyone can buy a blue check and spew hate,
but i mention chrystian lehr and i’m suspended.

oof!
so i posted two pics of chrystian from google on there…
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