Category: UGH
holding it together with duct tape and prayer

How are you doing?
waits for you to font me how you are doing
i get it.
i totally get it.
we are living in strange times and every day,
we get a fresh headline of a new executive order or some other fuck shit.
you start thinking about your job security,
your future,
your past,
and that pesky question:
“How bad is it going to get?”

it’s making it’s way downtown and its walking fast.
i can font things will be fine but honestly:
I don’t know.
i truly don’t know.
here is the truth in full font.
ready?…
angie stone, our black diamond, has passed away

when i was young fox,
going through depression,
i saw this video pop on BET and it gave me instant peace:
“Ain’t No Rain In This Cloud”
i love good songs that are current but composed like past generations.
i begged my mother to buy me her debut album,
“black diamond“,
after i heard her second single:
I LOVED the vibe of “Alright”.
after i got the album,
i proceeded to listen to it every day.
i loved her second album,
“mahogany soul”,
even though that album also brings back not so great memories.
safe to font that even though i stopped keeping up with her,
i have always fucked wit angie stone.
sadly,
today…
we have reached the fifth layer of hell (anger)

after the tom foolery that was yesterday,
i’ve been asking myself this for a while now:
God willing,
once this four-year nightmare is over and we somehow survive,
surely Americans will vote for someone who can undo this mess…
right?
honestly,
i hope this administration haunts us.
i hope it’s so unbearable that everyone races to the polls next election,
ready to make better choices.
after yesterday…
i had to wonder…
Continue reading “we have reached the fifth layer of hell (anger)” →guys, we are ready for our new president’s gaza resorts and casinos?

Has the Foxhole watched Stranger Things?
for those who have,
omg yes!
for those haven’t,
omg what?
does anyone remember the end of season 2?
it ended with them in the gym for the school dance,
but as the camera panned,
it showed what was happening in the same gym in the upside down place.

The upside down place in Stranger Things is a dark and decayed mirror of the real world.
Foxhole:
we are currently in the upside down place because everything is,
well,
upside THEEEEEE fuck down.
nothing makes sense and i had to wonder:
Is this all a twisted alternate dimension where logic took a smoke break and is never coming back?
in more “wtf is even happening anymore?” news,
reality continues to sign us up for a reality we didn’t ask for.
our new president posted something about gaza into a resort today…
you gotta own your shit
according to godfrey, two of our TV dads were cheating with males on our TV moms

When Aunt Patti allegedly outed Luther,
big and little “Loo-Fah”,
the black community was not having it.

say what you want about us,
but we CAN protect our unproblematic legends,
especially when it comes to their personal lives.
you see how fast we stood up to protect tevin campbell.
outing has always been a tricky game.
let a male be attractive,
and suddenly,
there’s a full-blown witch hunt into his sexuality.
straight jackals,
who claim to “hate that gay shit”,
sure do love spilling “that gay shit“.
enter comedian godfrey,
who decided to put not one but two beloved tv dads on blast…





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