how many people know someone who currently has the rona?

some died; others lived to tell the tale.
with this new omarion omicron variant dancing in these lungs,
it seems more people are catching it at higher rates.
my friends and i been trying to 2-step out that bitch’s way.
i was telling someone today that…

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back in barbados,
i remember kfc being soooooooo good.
there was one down the street from our house.
every sunday,
my aunt would send over kfc for us to eat for dinner.
the chicken was GOOD and i loved eating the skin.

KFC’s chicken had the best skin in the business.

at times,
i preferred kfc over chefette even though i loved their rotis.
i came to america and kfc was cool but something changed.
they fucked up the original recipe and just like that…

Popeyes (and dare I say Kennedys) became the new chicken spot.

a patron was eating kfc the other day and look what she found…

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foxhole…
the scam calls and texts are OUT OF CONTROL.
if i’m not getting a call about a car i don’t have,
i’m getting random texts about gifts for paying my cellphone bill.

“Your November bill has been paid.
Click here to receive your free gift…”

…from a 347 number.
today,
the scam Gods decided to switch things up and i got this…

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blueface is the kind of wolf you would see on your high school basketball team.
he is popular and everyone has a crush on him.
because of him being tall and probably has a nice-sized penis,
he has ran through most of the vixens and probably a few teachers.
in this hyper-sexual era of our lives,
people today have a ton of bodies.
blueface claims he has more than a few bodies in the last 6 months…

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FUCK RONA.
or is it “FUCK PEOPLE” for still keeping this going?
i kept saying by the looks of social media,
it appeared the worst of us was behind us with how folks were acting.
even irl,
i see people with no masks living their best pre-2020 lives.
after research,
it was all fairytales and fallacies.
the rona hasn’t gone anywhere.
in fact,
we got a new one called “omarion” that is about to shut my state down…

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no cap,
but someone was JUST telling me about some hyena who died smashing a horse.
well,
uh,
the horse smashed him (literally).
allegedly,
it’s some video on trump’s side of the internet with this craziness i refuse to watch.
i was told about this the other day and a foxholer sent me this story today…

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