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so the “i didn’t contract monkeypox through sex” stories are here (no seriously, in here)

can we handle another pandemonium?
i’m not talking about money but more about our mental health.
the country is on the brink of collapse because of the damage from the rona.
the monkeypox wants to be the final nail.
so apparently,
folks are saying they didn’t catch monkeypox from sex.
we have josh,
a flight attendant,
saying he got it from either dirty sheets at a hotel or another flight attendant…

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so who is throwing jocelyn savage a baby shower for r. kelly?!

i’m trying to give this sad she-jackal and fiance of r. kelly,
jocelyn savage,
some kind of grace but she makes it hard.
BOY,
DOES SHE MAKE IT HARD.
she was young when she got wrapped up but i’m sorry…

This young idiot gal needs to get her shit together.

she is committed to being a parakeet and its so sad to witness.
any other vixen would run once her hyena was accused of the heinous.
nope because she is allegedly pregnant…

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THE WHO WANTS YA’LL TO CALM YOUR MOUTHS, PENISES, AND BUTT HOLES DOWN

i know some of us like having sex.
like,
a lot of sex.
there is the overworked fox who needs his fix during the late night hours.
the dl wolf who hates his “straight” life and enjoys the thrill.
the mouth assassin who destroys his share of penis at the glory hole.
the who (world health organization) is telling all of us to calm down.
as you know,
the monkeypox era has gotten out of control.

this is their message for males who mess with the sex per nbc news…

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he has monkeypox all over his face!!!!

one of the foxholers said to me the other day:

“They will be able to spot the DL males who catch Monkeypox.”

that is going to be very interesting.
the days of 7 partners in one weekend may take a short break.
hookups on grindr and jack’d may end up being scruffed.
more and more gay males are speaking out about catching monkeypox.
( ^that gentleman’s story is wild )
this gentleman had sex with a few prospects during pride weekend in ny:

( x and this is his story )
i saw a tweet that i’m gonna warn you about now.
you are being warned.
I AM WARNING YOU NOW.

HELLO!
WARNING!

this is another story with images below…

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the one thing the gay communities didn’t need to halt sport f*ckin’

the continuous fall of our social lives has been an interesting one.
our social calendars haven’t been the same since the first day of 2020.
we have been trying to look cute while ducking and dodging the rona,
staying extra protected ( x as stds rise ),
hiding from the crazy and unhinged killin’ the game (literally),
and this: