more people keep telling me that trump is winning over biden

my straight friend said to me the other day:

“I hope people realize that Trump is going to be president.
I really hope they aren’t thinking otherwise.”

as much as i wanted to throw my shoe at his head,
he isn’t the first person to say this to me.
gay and straight.
IRL or on the Foxhole.
everyone is starting to pick sides the faster we approach voting season.
i mean,
let’s be real

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honey, look, a new lizzo temper tantrum just dropped

as i learn to really observe people,
i learn that those who are a “pro-” something are really insecure.

they play a good cosplay of “the strong one” or “i’m above it all” but…

These people are the first to be easily broken when the flames get too hot.

intense amounts of criticism usually breaks them.
that being fonted:

Lizzo annoys me to the core nowadays.

she was so amazing when she first came out and then took a serious left turn.
from the antics during the panny to claims of alleged bullying from her dancers.
you’d think she would lay low,
let this all blow over,
and come out with a song for us to forget those moments.
this is what i assumed she was doing because i haven’t heard her name in a minute.
nope!
i rolled my eyes when i saw her latest social media post

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diddy is might need to file for chapter 13 with God at this point

“A Lannister always pays it’s debts.” – the Lannister motto,
Game of Thrones

that is one of my favorite quotes from “game of thrones“.
that show was brilliant and showed the true dynamics of characteristics within people.
i took that quote as whatever debts we create in life,
we always have to pay in some way.
good or bad.

There comes a point we can’t outsmart or pay off our fates.

all eyes were tuned into diddy yesterday,
we all watched as his homes got raided and his kids were put in handcuffs.

and as much as i want to feel sorry for one of our black legends in entertainment…

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how many sex positions can you do in one minute?

am i the only one who thinks the straights are getting a little weird?
they use to talk so much shit about us but these days:

I think the straights are weird AF.

now i don’t know if these two are gay,
cause they’ll be still weird if they’re gay,
but they decided to show us a ton of sex positions but in one minute

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so they gonna play in our faces like we are bozos about kate middleton?

Why are they trying to play us like we were born yesterday?
Don’t they realize many of us have common sens
e?

so the great “where is kate?” mystery got even more weirder.
i don’t even fuck with kate like that but i’m lowkey invested.
i love solving things that don’t make sense.
if you don’t make sense to me then i’m interested.
kate went missing and a whole bunch of weird shit transpired.
( x read here for a timeline of all the weird shit )
( x here is another great one from buzzfeed )
tmz is gonna tell us they got video of kate at a farm…

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diddy was caught getting some cat from a dj?

Lord have mercy in heaven…

i have never heard of dj felix da housecat but according to this claim,
diddy knows him very well.

it’s being alleged that diddy was caught stroking the fur of that house cat too.
see what i did there?

in another week of “bringing diddy to task” via the neighborhood talk

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