Category: THE ALLEGEDLY OF IT ALL
we might be on a vegan porn diet pretty soon

There might be no more meat on our plates off the nets if “they” have their way.
i’ve been saying to myself that OF has been a little dry.
okay,
a whole lot of parched.
remember when scenes use to make you “insta-horny“?
it’s just a lot of yawn nowadays.
Sidebar: the other night I got into this one scene from Cade Maddox.
It had me open,
but I digress.

earlier today,
a F-BI sent me the following:

if what goes through,
you ask?…
who raised these new hoes?

I’ve always had a soft spot for the old school hoes.
the ones who knew how to move in silence.
not just the 90s rappers and actors,
but the seasoned professionals of all careers.
the ones who knew how to keep things tight,
classy,
and above all,
private.
i wasn’t taught the game by attentionistos/nistas.
i learned from the real gold diggers.
the ones who bagged the blue checks or the finest of the fine,
whether they were straight or gay,
and like denzel said:

.they moved by a code and had poise.
when it was over…
so we really are gonna be angry at cassie during this trial?

It was the “peeing in Cassie’s mouth” of me.
TBH,
I’m getting the impression he wanted to humiliate her.
In my head,
and strictly off my opinion,
he always styled her to look similar to JLO to me.
I feel like he had so much resentment over JLO leaving him,
he took his anger out on Cassie.
Peeing on people for sexual purposes always screamed humiliation,
but from a power aspect.
Submitting to my manz is sexy; peeing on me will get him kicked in the balls.
like the last election,
this diddy trial has really exposed so many people.
including some people i know.
it’s quite disappointing tbh.
“She would have left.”
“This is all about money.”
“She needs to be thrown in prison too.”
yet,
with some of these same people…
i know we ain’t talking but ima add you to my life insurance policy just in case

I can smell this picture.
it’s no secret that males with money pay for companionship.
they skip to the front of the line and head straight into VIP.
there are some who use their money to be predatory,
but there are others who are genuinely looking to purchase connections.
i’ve heard stories of rich males who pay for more than sex.
they actually drop dollars for intimacy.
they’ll hire an escort to have dinner and talk.
no sex on the menu.
they are lonely,
can’t trust everyone,
and it’s easier to purchase loyalty.
i know what you’re thinking.
Well,
shit,
I’m available.
…but that is the thing about males who are in a higher tax bracket.
THEY pick who they’ll drop dollars on.
sometimes they pick good and other times…
well,
everyone meet datari austin.

he makes so much bank that…
Continue reading “i know we ain’t talking but ima add you to my life insurance policy just in case” →shannon sharpe alleges the complaints he gets with “dating younger males”

when some males get older,
they start dating and fuckin’ younger.
personally,
i like males on “millennial” or on the cusp of “gen x“.
many younger males can be annoying and give high-key “lil brother energy”.
you know what “lil brother energy” is like.
it seems ex baller wolf and now podcast powerhouse,
shannon sharpe,
slipped up and said his complaint with “dating younger males“.
yes,
you read right because he said…
another straight preacher ya’ll might have clocked for not minding his business?

they say you can tell in the eyes.
some say they can tell when you are starkly religious and they find your alleged grindr.
i keep fonting to The Foxhole (or to anyone with eyes and ears):
The best sex can come from another male who is problematically religious or has been struggling in silence with his sexuality.

they will take all that aggression with their private parts on you in secret.
dating is a HAYLE NAH but sign me up for a few 11pm to 3am entertainment sessions.
hell,
as kids,
we started experimenting with other church kids because we were told it was a sin.
the straight cubs i knew in church started having sex early with vixens.
you already know all the “got caught” or “got pregnant” stories.
i watched the following clip the other day.
it featured shane winnings,
the CEO of promise winnings in gainesville, GA.
he was talking about how gen z males have become more religious.
@nbcnews Two new surveys show Gen Z men are more likely to claim religious affiliation and even attend church than their female counterparts. NBC News’ @morgankradford discusses this shift with the CEO of an Evangelical church for men.
♬ original sound – nbcnews – nbcnews
but it was the alleged comments that had me on a mid-day scroll…
Continue reading “another straight preacher ya’ll might have clocked for not minding his business?” →



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