how do these fights even start?
is it the henny that starts to kick in?
hell,
they aren’t even fights,
but straight-up brawls.
“my money is on jackal in the orange…”
like,
tf?
is it me or when i see folks in real life i can’t stand in public settings,
i ignore tf outta them?
i’m good at ignoring someone for the rest of our time on earth.
its legit mariah kinds of “i don’t know her/him“.
there was another major brawl in atlanta,
but this time it’s against the onlyfans stars…

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some black males be so embarrassing when the date outside their race.
it don’t matter who they are,
there is always this layer of corn that surrounds them.
i saw this picture trending on twitter and had to roll my eyes…
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i thought this type of shit only happened in the movies.

Scorned she-jackal,
or vixen depending on who you talk to,
disrupting a wedding.
the pastor says “speak now of forever hold your peace,
which is a crock of shit,
and here go the scorned and bitter lov-ah.
It ends in a ravaged wedding dress,
blackened eyes,
and a security escort out the door.

well judging from this video on tik tok…

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a majority of the karens all over the forests have been acting like ghetto filth.
this lock down has been stressing them tf out.
being at home with their husbands all day has been absolute hell.
not to mention the kids!
she only saw them a couple hours a day,
but they’re everywhere now.
mama can’t enjoy her bottle of asti spumante in peace.
this karen thought it was in her best interest to cough on someone in public…
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so folks dress up to go to wwe on a weekend?
after a long ass week of dealing with annoying ass corporate shit,
i’d want to relax and get drunk.
if i’m lucky,
fuck the stress away.
clearly,
this isn’t the story down in atlanta…

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i’ve never seen a fake ass that looked good.
it always looks a mess on a side view.

I always wondered what it felt like when getting hit from the back…

the following is two folks fighting,
but i more distracted by the butt cheeks…

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