Ugh.

Foxhole,
i can font you we still feel utterly gaslit and abused with game of thrones.
the way they ended that show?
PTSD.
seriously,
what were they thinking?
i’m still get night terrors thinking about it.
we were all hesitant about giving ‘house of the dragon’ a chance.
after hearing the showrunners from GOT were banished,
they gave us a glimmer of hope but with low expectations.

First season?
Knocked it out of the park.

granted,
it had a few flubs,
but nothing we couldn’t overlook.
naturally,
we were excited for the second season.
this season had a couple of great scenes leading up to the season finale,
teasing us of war and a big show down and…

can someone break this down for me:

What exactly are Trump’s policies?

…because i’m totally lost on what he’s planning.
right now,
it seems like his supporters’ main reason for voting for him is…

We all have a penchant for collecting things.

it’s simply human nature to gather what we enjoy.
as the hollywood forest spits out another “could have been but chose not to be“,
hakeem from “empire”,
aka bryshere gray,
seems to have a peculiar hobby since he left hollywood:

Collecting mugshots.

he recently added another gem to his ever-growing collection…

Have you updated your “in case of emergency” contacts in your phone?

if not,
i’m judging you heavy.
you know how it goes when election season rolls around.
suddenly,
out of nowhere,
black folks start dying and chaos begins to ensue.
the tragic death of sonya massey in illinois is just the beginning of the madness…

ever have trouble keeping up with a story because it’s just too bizarre?
it’s like jon benet ramsey or the oj murders.
there is always a new twist and turn that makes it even more outrageous,
all the while in creating doubt along the way.
this one has the gay forests in a chokehold.
it’s a murder mystery that’s juicier than what you had for sunday brunch.

so,
in a nutshell,
that trio called skiiboyz is now down to two.
the one with the dreads (deundray cottrell)?
he’s no longer with us.
the redbone (julian taylor morris)?
allegedly the prime suspect in why dreads is gone.
the whispers are everywhere:

Did he really murder Deundray?

here’s is what i got so far…

THIS JUST IN: Biden ditching the “president” title and going rogue.

everyone wanted it and they got it because just like that,
our mid-summer season finale ended on this plot twist…