Category: SUS

How Much “L”s Is This For Phaedra Parks Now?

when my spirit doesn’t care for someone,
i am usually 99.9% right.
when i first saw phaedra parks on her debut on “rhoa”,
she rubbed me the wrong way.
she didn’t do anything in particular,
but her energy came off sus.
well after seasons of alleged scheming and lying,
i ended up being right.
in her latest alleged lying,
it seems she fibbed her way in being divorced as well.
remember this:

well then this happened via reality tea…
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Caitlyn Jenner Wants Your Attention (Again)

so caitlyn jenner is getting dolled up for another interview.
i know.
diane sawyer is doing it again.
i know.
this is what the hollywood reporter had to say about it…
(i know)
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Andrew Caldwell Needs Some Funds DeliverT

so andrew caldwell has upped his security detail.
some of ya’ll throw paws when you see him.
well that security won’t block his wages being garnished.
you know he was sued by kordell stewart and lost.
an f-bi sent me the alleged go fund me someone made for andrew.
well…
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“Baby, Fuck Me Straight Raw and Stupid In This Train!”

/the following video is parental advisory.
viewer discretion is strongly advised

so this is for my straight readers.
surprisingly,
there are a lot of them who lurk the foxhole.
*waves to my straights*
this is for them.
so you’re out the bae,
it’s late at night,
you’re on the way home,
and decide that you want to smash in an empty train car.
you know i’m always down for freaky shit.
this isn’t what i had in mind tho…
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Azealia Banks Will Sacrifice You Like A Chicken

i wouldn’t play around with azealia banks if i was you.
yeah she crazy and can drag you to hell,
but she can also make your life hell too.
azealia allegedly practices ‘brujería and shit.
i guess growing up around dominicans influenced her.
she put up an instagram story for her cleaning out her closet.
ya’ll.
she been sacrificing chickens…
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Another Black Celebrity Wolf Gets Outed?

so a foxholer sent me a developing story and the first thing i said was:

ANOTHER ONE?

is 2016 trying to go out with a bang?
well another celebrity wolf gets allegedly outed by a messy jackal.
kordell can jump for joy now.
on the next:

WHEN THE JACKAL CALLS

we allegedly got…
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