You ever been in a situation where someone did you dirty,
but instead of pullin’ up on you,
they decided to play a disappearing act?
They had plenty to say behind your back,
but the moment you come for them,
they pulled a vanishing act like they were in some twisted game of hide and seek?

yeah,
i’ve been there too.
they broadcast their drama with you to the whole forest,
but when it actually telling you to your face?
radio silence.
it’s like trump is feeling that way about kamala harris.
he’s been running his mouth,
or should i say fonting his truth socially,
about her and her campaign.
with the debates coming up in 2 weeks,
he’s allegedly got a case of the…

Can you imagine being Jennifer Lopez right now?
Lawd have mercy.

honestly,
this mess is on her…

Looks like there’s a scandal brewing in the forests…
and it’s got one of my faves tangled up with one of my not-so-faves.

we’ve all heard the warning:

Never invite a third wheel into your bed.

threesomes have a funny way of turning into twosomes,
with you left on the sidelines,
but it seems this attentionisto didn’t get the memo the first time around.
( x we fonted about him here )
( x and here )
an F-BI,
(fox bureau of investigations for those always confused)
slid into my box with some juicy intel.
it seems my well-endowed fav might have found himself in the middle of a cuck mess.
the F-BI sent me this:

if the following is the reason,
seriously,
what were you thinking…

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Isn’t it wild how the moment someone problematic drops their clothes,
everyone suddenly forgets what a mess they were?

take james charles,
who will be the example in this entry.
he was public enemy number one for the last few years.
( x see why here )
he was responsible for this iconic stan twitter meme:

the second some alleged video sext leakage put that big white tail on display…

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Have you ever wondered if sometimes the best way to win a war is by simply staying silent?

in the forest of power plays and PR battles,
silence can speak louder than any defense.
just ask justin baldoni,
the actor/director behind “it ends with us,“
who handled his BTS clash with blake lively like a true strategist.

last week,
blake’s past came back to haunt her as she was ( x trying to play the victim )…

They say money can either polish you up or strip you down to your worst.

so, if you’ve got a nasty streak or a twisted soul,
wealth and fame are just the highlighter that brings it out for the forests to see.
from the following,
looks like dj akademiks might be living proof of that.
remember when he was low-key on the complex show with joe budden and nadeska?
back then,
he seemed harmless but life has a funny way of flipping the script.
turns out,
some of those types are hiding a whole lot of chaos under that nerdy/corny exterior.
see: a bunch of twitch and kick streamers.

Who would’ve thought Akademiks would find himself tangled up in an alleged gang rape scandal?

what in the…