can we talk about jessie t. usher?
okay good.
i been wanting to talk about him for a minute.
so jessie is an actor wolf and the star of “survivor’s remorse”.
he is also in “independence day: resurgence“.
well i have been sniffin’ him out lowkey,
but he has been flooding my foxy senses as of late.
i think this wolf is very handsome…
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so everyone is talking about kyrie irving again.
not even because of the cleveland cavaliers championship win.
no one cares how kyrie played this season.
hell his pipe print lasted a day.
everyone is talking about this:

a celebratory yacht party he threw with nothing but snow bunnies.
the real talk is his alleged love for:

light
bright
damn near white

well kyrie decided to clapback to your clapbacks.
this is what he put up on his instagram…
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john crockett,
of the green bay packers,
is handsome.
he also got “bawdy” and “bunz”.
i guess it comes with the “baller wolf territory”.
if i had this kind of situation via football jock straps…
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um…
james harrison,
line backin’ baller wolf for the pittsburgh steelers,
is what you call “vintage peen”.
he is still playing ball close to 40.
isn’t that a blessing?
well it seems the secret is acupuncture.
he put up his “secret” on his socials and well…
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i think nba baller wolf for the cleveland cavaliers,
kyrie irving,
is cute.
lowkey.
well he took the opportunity to show us what he is working with.
where?
it happened at the cavs victory parade today via celebrity eggplants…
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soooooo…
i saw this video and had to ask myself:

“self.
what would i do if i had a coochie in this situation?”

so as you know,
or didn’t,
the cleveland cavaliers won the ’16 championship last weekend.
of course,
they decided to celebrate.
they went to las vegas to get turnt.
“bodega meat” baller wolf,
j.r. smith,
decided to take his bottle of champagne and…
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