i was so happy when i heard that victor cruz was signed to a new team.
even tho new yawk didn’t want him anymore,
i figured he would do well on the chicago bears.
well he got dropped.
according to them…
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everyone should know how the carribean animals dance.
it is basically fuckin’ with no clothes on.
those who never been to a carribean party are usually shocked.
hell,
most dancing has a sexual nature to it.
it isn’t this:

although my snow wolf in the front was gittin’ it!
iman shumpert and teyana taylor got down at a party and…
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i love the foxhole.
you guys bring me back such nice treats.
so as you know,
i posted about ( x deon long ) the other day.
he has potential.
well a f-bi sent me the his alleged pipe leakage for review…
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um,
drool much?
i been wondering who ^that was for a while now.
i’ll show you why soon.
the forces that be directed me to find out who he is.
he fell right down my tumblr with his name attached.
his name is deon long and he happens to be a baller wolf…
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tremaine aldon “trey songz” neverson could have all of me.
all.
of.
me.
do you read me?
when he uploaded this picture on his insta-snap the other day…
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can we talk about cam newton’s status messages on ig?
how long does it take him to write that computer coded language?
shit looks like it will give my phone a virus.
even though i think cam newton is sexy,
he is also weird af.
he is so weird that his outfits work,
even if they are paired in the most disjointed way possible.
everyone has been trying to crack the code,
literally,
of his recent status message…
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