the foxhole knows me so well.
you guys know how to cheer me up.
how?
kellon deryck‘s package.
well,
not exactly.
so kellon is making bigger moves in these forests.
he had a whole interview with bet and well…
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the plot twist.
that moment in life when the unexpected happens.
i love a plot twist.
Lord knows,
i can stand for a good plot twist right about now.
now plot twists are exactly simple shit.
it isn’t like walking into a store and bumping into an unexpected sale,
the “someone you want to fuck” answering your message on jack’d,
or jackals/hyenas hating on your outfit during some big event.
oh no.
plot twists are you getting hired to manage the store with the sale,
getting the marriage proposal from that “someone”,
or all your haters dropping dead because of a deadly case of food poisoning.
it’s life changers that you will remember years from now.
you know who had the biggest plot twist?
this black-ish sista vixen…

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i think retired nba baller wolf,
ray allen,
is so sexy.
i think he was sexy af now and his younger years.

something about his lips.
he’s also a freak who loves to allegedly creep online.
remember when he tweeted this by mistake?

i think he was one of the first baller wolf scandals on twitter.
i bet his dms are so lit.
well jesus shuttlesworth got caught up again.
this time,
he claims he got catfished by…
well…
i’ll let the new york post tell it…
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^this was odell right after he injured his ankle last month.
you can guess what he was thinking.

“Will I ever be able to dance again?”

i know.
it’s been a concern for all of us.
anyway,
odell has been on his recovery low key.
he did want to show us how that’s going via instagram…
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that’s the picture i saw of him that made me faint…
i’ve been meaning to font about ^this baller wolf for what,
i dunno,
a few years now.
a foxholer reminded me of him last week and i still forgot!
i’m sorry!
we always have something going on in the foxhole!
everyone meet the “not forgotten sexiness” that is olivier vernon.
i discovered olivier when he played for the dolphins.
he is now playing for the giants and well…
Continue reading “The Time Has Cum To Write About Olivier Vernon” →

imagine sitting on the new yawk train,
minding your business,
and a bunch of tall black baller wolves stroll on?
no…
this isn’t your fantasies of a gang bang.
it’s what happened today with the cleveland cavs.
king james and his teammates decided to take the mta.
well…
Continue reading “King James Goes Down and Takes A Ride” →