the first things i notice in anyone i’m attracted to:

Face
Biceps
The Cheeks

…and not all the time in that order.
i usually scan the facial,
biceps can be seen in most tight shirts,
and depending on the type of pants,
his cheeks can be in full display.
what’s cums inside his pants is always a good or disappointing surprise.
so i decided to take a break from the world today.
i’ve been emotionally exhausted just off this week alone.
i decided to take in a movie to relax.
foxhole…

The Invisible Man was GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.

it had me on the edge of my seat.
aldis hodge,
one of my favorite up and coming black acting wolves right now,
is one of the stars on the movie.
he pushed me to watch the movie tbh.
oh course,
i noticed his face…

but then he made me came with the biceps…

Continue reading “face, biceps, and the cheeks… those things are never invisible to me, man.” →

i can imagine business might be slow for hair styling wolf,
kellon deryck.
since we have been on lock down,
celebs like missy and megan aren’t doing shit so no hair needs to be done.
well kellon has decided to start a music career.
yes,
you read right.
his newest single is called “quarantine bae“.
the foxhole blew up my box with the debuted single cover on his ig…

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as you know safaree dropped his onlyfans.
seriously,
i wanted to know wtf was he gonna put on this new platform.
well this is a sample drop someone posted on twitter…

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nba baller wolf,
nick young,
is cute.
i like his attentionisto rebellion at times.
i love folks who live by the beat of their own drum with all the drama and nonsense.
so the following happened and it has gone viral…

Continue reading “daddy, can you please hold my hand while we take the picture? (nick young)” →

ya know,
a few baller wolves catching the rona had me on edge.
when tom and rita hanks made the announcement they had it,
i yelped.
when idris elba announced that he tested positive for the rona tho…

Continue reading “NOT IDRIS ELBA! JESUS, NOT IDRIS!” →

andrew gillum is a real handsome wolf.
how did i miss this one?
well after his scandal over the weekend,
you knew a statement was coming.
i had a joke about the escorts and “cumming”,
but i’ll refain.
this is what andrew had to say to us over what happened…

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