^probaly the yuckiest water ever.
these days,
i bring a water bottle with me when i go out.
i think my anxiety started this trend fresh out of the panny.
i’m trying to be better with not having water with me.
it seems like carrying around water is the latest in:

“That’s gay for a man!”

someone tweeted this and i hope it was a joke...

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andy cohen seems to like nipples.
i’m taking a hunch based on the following.
everyone has a spot they’ll touch to let you know they want to smash.
 he was at a ny pride party and being a dj on someone’s nipples…

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the good news is that justice is served.
the bad news?

We are probably never gonna see these hyenas ever again in this lifetime.
Maybe we’ll see them when the forests turn AI.

eandjgang,
eric dodds and johntae collier,
are gonna spend quite a few years in jail…

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i feel like i’m in a real-life black mirror episode with the titanic sub.
the plot i’d imagine:

“Oceangate submersible, Titan, loses communication with the surface, leaving the crew stranded and cut off from the outside world. Panic ensues both inside the submarine and among the public following the expedition’s progress through live-streamed footage and real-time updates about their impending death on social media.”

i have a few thoughts after deep diving (no pun intended) into this story…

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now they’re blaming racism.
this goalpost has moved quite a few yards.
it’s outside the arena at this point.
so jonathan majors appeared in court yesterday for his drama.
apparently,
there is major “evidence” this is all still a lie.
they are blaming the nypd for “something or the other” to clear his name.
( x you can read it here )
i’m embarrassed for meagan good going to this court case tbh…

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back in barbados,
we have a submarine that takes you out for a spin around the ocean.
it doesn’t go very far and as a kid,
i thought it was the coolest thing ever.
as an adult,
my anxiety refuses to step foot in that thing ever again.
as someone who was obsessed with the titanic,
i’m hear to font ya’ll about that missing submarine,
oceangate…

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