well miley cyrus fresh out of rehab.
which rehab,
you ask?
“the temporary effects of appropriating black culture“.
i bet she was a honor student because look at her new video for “malibu”.
it also happens to be her new single…
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chris captioned this photo with:

well it doesn’t seem to take much,
breezy poo.
so i didn’t know she had it in her.
karrueche tran isn’t going to be a victim any longer.
i don’t know if her manager was in her ear,
or she watched “enough” too many times,
but she is ready to take chris brown to court for his alleged threats.
this is what tmz had to say…
Continue reading “Karrueche Tran Got That Fire” →

well they have released the first suicide note from aaron hernandez.
this one was for his fiance,
shayanna jenkins hernandez.
this is what he wrote to her…
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foxhole…
kordell stewart is allegedly not playing with andrew caldwell.
you know how kordell stewart sued him?
you know andrew caldwell allegedly forgot to show up to the hearings?
well kordell done got all andrew’s account frozen.
he had a nice facebook live rant about it,
which was captured by doozy manor: home of the mother caldwell fan club…
Continue reading “Andrew Caldwell Can’t Spend Money on New Homes Anymore” →

so we are back on a whole new story with aaron hernandez.
yes.
you know this ride has to go left a few more times.
so far its:

– drugs
– wrote a letter to his gay lover
– his high school bae was the main
– clucked like a chicken and did the schmoney dance every night before bed

okay,
the last part is a lie.
it seems that most of the story has holes in it as is.
according to recent reports,
he wasn’t on drugs,
but allegedly wrote something on the wall of his cell before his suicide.
this is what it was via tmz…
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why so glum,
tangerine?
are we now seeing it’s not what it’s cracked up to be?
that’s usually the reaction of those who wanted something,
but when they got it,
realized it really wasn’t all that it’s cracked up to be.
foxhole,
that is donald trump at this moment.
he had a recent interview about his first 99 days and this was his feelings…
Continue reading “Donald Trump: The Humbled Hyena?” →