My Rich Baller Friends Would Bail Me Outta Jail!

rich friends are cool.
they can:

get you out of drama
help you pay an overdue bill
score some hardcore coke or horse tranqs for a night cap

they can also pay your bail when you allegedly ahve your baby daddy murdered.
that is where ^this she jackal comes in at.
her rich friends bailed her out after she was arrested for the crime.
this is how much they put down via new york daily news
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I Was Told There’d Be Punches and Spit on The C Train

you know what’s funny?
i asked someone the other day:

“can you bring a gun on the train?”

not that i was,
but i wanted to know how safe were we on the mta.
that’s new yawk’s train system.
well they responded a shocking “yes”.
so those metal things i go through aren’t detecting weapons?
duly noted.
well a f-bi sent me this article today of more homophobic drama in new yawk.
this time,
it’s on the c train in brooklawn via the ny daily news
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The Cotton You Pick Is Going To Make My Prom Dress

“see this is what we not gon’ do…”
is it me,
or have most of the whites really started showing their tails as of late?
i know racism has always been alive and well in the country,
but everything seems more enhanced now.
social media has helped show us the real world.
it can be really gross.
so i saw this picture and couldn’t stop smh via yahoo
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Trump Gets An “A” For All His Hard Work

so it has been 60 days since cheeto man,
trump,
has been in office.
i refuse to call him “president”.
as far as i’m concerned,
president obama still holds that title.

we have seen every single fail and tweet.
has he even had a win?
well cnn got some of his biggest supporters together to grade him.
this is what they had to say…
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Dr. Fix-A-FLat Won’t Be In The Office For A While (Try Back In A Few Years)

i suspect the next time anyone wants fake bunz,
they will make sure to do the research.
so a transgendered she-jackal is headed to jail.
she thought she could play “doctor” and fill bawdy parts with glue and fix-a-flat.
it wasn’t until one of her clients died that she was hauled off to jail.
well she will be sitting on her own fix-a-flat to think about her crimes via the new york post
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When Your Pussy Can’t Get You A Baller Wolf To Round Trip You Home

foxhole.
let’s have a life conversation real quick.
everyone meet ( x realnoelbianca ) up above.
she is a ig attentionista.
her role model is kim kardashian.
say no more.
so she went out to oregon on a one way ticket to allegedly fuck…
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