i am always so baffled with the anti-gay folks who moan the loudest

13 inches and a military wolf at the RNC?
You already know he was sat and ate at many tables.

as you know,
or didn’t,
but the RNC allegedly had the biggest spike on grindr.

one of DL life’s biggest puzzles for me is…

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so apparently, spankbang is no more?

Can one of the Foxholers confirm the following for me,
please?
Thanks.

so one of my straight wolves hit me up the other day in a panic.

“Did you know Spankbang is gone?????
I keep getting re-directed to LiveJasmine.”

i was like,
whaaaaaaaaat?

the Foxhole would have alerted me about that.
so when i went to go check

I still had access to it.

he continued to tell me that allegedly

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we created the musk monster tbh

So I guess he is baffled all of these white characters got re-made?
I only recognize Ariel.
Who are these other characters?????
I’m always confused with his confusion.

tbh,
i don’t want to hear any more complaints about elon musk.

we all played a part in creating what he has become.
he flaunts his racism but we continue to use twitter.
many of us bark like dogs because his app,
unlike the other social media platforms,
lets us upload smut and indulge in our degenerate ways.
we can’t have it both ways but let’s be honest

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do we care about the music after they drop the nudes?

i always font that the final card you can play in the attentionisto forest is an OF.
once that card hits the table,
it’s a wrap.
that is their new career along with a side of escorting.
that’s if they aren’t homophobic and dull.
i’ve noticed that many attentionistos think backwards.
they want to be like kim kardashian and how she came…
on the scene.
they think they can drop the nudes first and the fame comes after.
what they fail to realize is:

That is pretty much end game once the fantasy has been revealed.

let’s take this gorgeous but attentionisto hybrid

as an example for today’s font-versation…

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MANY MEN WISH DEATH ‘PON TRUMP!

content.
it’s the name of the game in these social media forests.
when any kind of drama hits,
it’s a goldmine for clout and clicks.
our presidential candidates?
they’re serving up content like it’s a buffet for this election.
today,
they tried to take trump out,
and guess what?

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when you gotta fight your DL manz and his womanz too

If you’re going to play around with the DL,
you have to remember the golden rules in order to play the game successfully.

when he adds you,
doesn’t follow back,
but ya’ll end up connecting on the low,
never use your real account to speak to him on.
if he’s truly interested,
take it off whatever social media you met on.

you can find an app where you both can chat privately.
i like whatsapp.

if you insist on fonting on IG for instance,
use a burner with disappearing messages.

Sidebar: the next ios update with locked and hidden apps?
The DL game is about to change big time.

anyway,
it’s all about keeping things clean and your identity safe.
he’s keeping you in the closet; you’re keeping him in the closet.
so there were a lot of mistakes in this DL facebook drama i was sent.
that damn facebook.
i feel like lessons were learned for our dear,
ahmaud walker

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