halloween ends very badly

yesterday,
on my day off,
i decided i was gonna check out halloween ends.
michael myers is my fav slasher-killing demon so i was ready.
i was extra brave because i was gonna watch it at night.
so i got my spot all extra dark with my black-out curtains,
put on my noise-canceling headphones for added effect,
and got comfy in my bed.
20 minutes into the movie…

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the biggest conspiracy theorist of all has to pay for his words (alex jones)

i’ve heard interesting things from conspiracy theorists i know.
i was told if i got vaccinated,
i’ll die because the government wanted to kill us all.

“Who is paying these taxes if we all die?”

allegedly,
princess diana was killed cause she saw the royal family turn into lizards.
of course,
they have all sided with kanye.
i was told he was right that slavery was a choice.
when it came to the sandy hook elementary massacre in 2012,
i was told it never happened.
the wildest i was told?

“Kyle Rittenhouse is actually a paid actor.
He was one of the actors used in Sandy Hook.”

apparently,
they “discovered” his alleged picture was used as one of the victims.
for the record:

I never believed or thought of any of that to be true.

alex jones,
a conspiracy theorist who said similar about the sandy hook massacre,
lost his trial from being sued by the parents of the kids involved.
the amount of money that he has to pay tho…

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britney spears wishes she could slap someone to see what it feels like

at a young age,
the foxhole doesn’t realize i’ve had my foot in the entertainment industry.
the late 90s was when i really got into that world.
when britney spears first came on the scene,
i was a stan.
from what i remember…

It felt like Britney took her first left turn when she allegedly cheated on Justin Timberlake and he made an entire song about her being a hoe.

^this really hurt her feelings and i think broke her.
the background vocals of the word “hoe” would break anyone tbh.
she started being rebellious when folks turned on her for him.
just like folks turned on janet for him.
hmmmmmm.
ya’ll remember she got married in vegas for a few hours to some random?
when she met kevin federline,
thats when the sharper left turn happened.
after that blew up in her face,
she went even wilder.
don’t even get me started on paris hilton and lindsay lohan saga.

they were on cnn every single night for something.
nancy grace use to have nightly segments about their antics.
folks was literally predicting she would die.
so when i read something like this

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kanye made jamie lee curtis cry

i like jamie lee curtis.
i don’t like the new halloween reboots (ugh) but i do like her.
i didn’t realize she was jewish up until yesterday.
she had an interview where she admits she was brought to tears by kanye.

his anti-semitic posts really got to her…

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madonna adds “gay” to her new era of “what is happening here?”

poor madonna.
she is having a hard time with the aging process.
her antics as of late are really unbecoming of a legend.
it’s one thing to have a youthful spirit and it’s another to be madonna.
she decided that it was time for her to make another statement

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candace owens is set to bring black lives matter down

 kanye west and candace owens have assembled for war.
i knew there was a deeper meaning of these two being together.
she has been defending him and i thought it was their maga connection.
she has a documentary coming out about black lives matter

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