Category: SOMETHING OPRAH WOULD TELL YOU
I USE TO BE ON THAT CLOWN BOY SH*T
i use to be the top clown at the circus.
i can admit it…
now.
as i go through this therapy journey,
i’ve been feeling really sad.
i’m sure others may have experienced this with or without therapy too.
when you start to look back on things for your own closure…
STOP FORCING SH*T AND GO WITH THE FLOW
Trying to force anything creates resistance.
it’s time to stop lacing up our track shoes.
have you ever noticed when you are interested in someone…
I NEED YOU TO STOP FEELING SAD ON VALENTINE’S DAY
today,
valentine’s day,
is the only day some people feel loved in their relationships.
the wife who is used to abuse might not get punched in the face.
the boyfriend whose girlfriend hates him might get affection.
all the cheaters will buy their gifts and take the selfie.
valentine’s day makes people forget about their real shit.
i guess it’s a good thing,
right?…
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WE GOTTA MODIFY THE WORD “CANCELED”
let’s deep dive into the word “canceled”.
everyone loves to cancel someone these days.
right now,
people are trying to cancel india.arie over her recent backpedaling.
my thoughts…
JOEY BADA$$ NEVER BUSTS A NUT WHEN HE HAS SEX
i never saw rapping and acting wolf,
joey bada$$,
until i watched raising kanan on starz.
what a difference cutting his dreads did.
the energy he bought to his character,
“unique“,
along those lips of his…
he had my heater on 90.
joey is all about preserving his sperm.
he admits that when he has sex,
he holds his nut so that his vixen will get off.
he had an interview with lip service and…
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FOR MY DAY ONE (AND ONLY MY DAY ONE)
i’ll say one good thing that came out of that hooker that was ex therapist.
i’m sorry foxhole but i’m still really mad at her and that.
like,
i still haven’t gotten an email with a follow-up or anything.
she is absolutely banished to the lowest island of hell.
anyhoo,
for one of our past assignments,
she wanted me to start…
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