Have you ever realized that no matter how you looked or acted,
you could pull the “same sex experimentation” out of certain males without a lot of effort?

my special powers is that i make anyone feel comfortable.
i wouldn’t have spent so much time hating myself for being different.
when i think about all the wolves i bagged without even realizing it,
i actually feel like the sexiest person alive.

I thought they were being standoffish but I’d always catch them staring.
Not only that,
when we were alone,
I couldn’t get them to shut up.

so those feminine traits of mine i once despised?
they were like magnets that pulled the curiosity out of my admirers.
instead of obsessing over the ones who wasted my time,
i should’ve just shrugged and said:

BYE BITCH!

because,
in reality,
i was always pulling someone even bolder and sexier.
i didn’t have the tools to understand my own power.
it wasn’t until i stumbled on someone like @martinurzua.com,
casually flipping the script in making wolves curious like this one…

that i realized…

Eric Adams might just be the most hated hyena in New Yawk right now.

once a cop with a rep for being tough on crime,
it looks like he traded in his badge to allegedly dabble in it instead.
ever since he slid into that mayoral seat,
promising to bring his swagger to the table,
the quality of life in new yawk took a nosedive.
the cost?

Let’s just font hell would be cheaper.

last night,
whispers echoed loudly through the concrete forest…

I’m here to font that John Gaines JR penis has officially become the most sought after penis in the entire forest.

there are vixens (and males) officially looking to infiltrate his circle by needing to be trained.
oh,
they are looking to be trained all right.
trained nice and hard until they’re all sweaty and out of breath.
after a few weeks of speculation,
victoria monet announced what we all knew with her and john…

Sometimes,
its best not to ruin what makes you alluring.
Once you open your mouth,
or font some dumb shit,
you will be known as “the idiot” .

janet,
oh janet.
po,
po,
janet.

we see why beyonce keeps her mouth shut on her internet.
the villagers are always hungry to eat and throw bones on the front lawn.
janet didn’t really speak about justin timberlake during nipplegate.
when she did,
she gave a PR answers and kept her real opinion to herself.
it’s puzzling why when asked about kamala harris and her ethnicity,
she is gonna say via variety…

Have you ever noticed how karma doesn’t always work on our schedule?

it’s like waiting for a slow burn,
hoping it eventually catches fire.
our stories help spark the blaze,
added to the ever-growing pile of scorched bridges.
once too many people have enough gasoline:

take diddy,
for example.
for damn near decades,
we have all known him as the life of the party,
the face of “good times“.
bts,
tho?

He was a full-blown demon,
terrorizing people in ways that were anything but glamorous.

his reign of terror might be coming to a close.
yesterday,
the feds picked him up and we all know what that means…

When your enemy is making a mistake,
let them.
No need to play savior.

i love for jackals and hyenas doing dumb shit.
every single one (or three) of them who’s tried to come for me?
they may have won a round or two but i always win the war.
that’s the thing with fools:

They only plan a few steps ahead not realizing the future has their own downfall.

fonting of bad moves…

Remember when JD Vance called every vice without kids a “cat lady” at the start of this election?

like,
that’s the insult you’re going with?
it alienated a whole chunk of voters.
taylor swift has owned it,
claiming the childless cat lady title,
and i’m here to font that…