chloe,
chloe,
chloe…
so when “have mercy” dropped on spotify,
i made sure to check it out.
i will font…

It def didn’t sound like something “Chloe x Halle” would do.

i think the teaser is what made me think so.
i was curious to see what direction she would go with the video and…

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i looooooooooovveeeee ^this picture of her.
lil’ kim is one of my favorite female rappers.
I’ve fonted that many times before.
you know she is a july cancer too.
she comes off like she has a kind and loving spirit.
like many cancers,
that often leads to the wrong company trying to destroy your life.
I’ll admit I haven’t been keeping up with her as of late.
last I saw her,
it felt like it was no secret that she has body dysmorphic disorder:

yeah.
I dunno who has been doing her makeup as of late,
but this is how she is looking for this year’s fashion week…

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i like chloe bailey.
i think she is gorgeous,
has a kind spirit,
talented…

 

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…and has serious potential in this industry.
is it me or does she kinda resemble that one vixen from tyler perry’s “sistas”?
it could be just me tho.
i think she is much more interesting than normani tbh.
i don’t know what normani’s team is doing but she needs to fire them asap.
chloe is all set to release her debut album in the fall,
but she is coming out with her debut single,
“have mercy” on the 10th.
she dropped a sneak peek of the video and…

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i’m not gonna lie to you foxhole,
but i didn’t believe aaliyah’s music would ever get to streaming.
they played my ass plenty of times before when it came to her.
between her estate and that uncle of hers,
after 20+ years,
i just didn’t believe it.
didn’t believe the #aaliyahiscoming and this interview with the uncle of hers:

when i woke up today,
hopped on twitter,
i saw they legit put her album,
“one in a million“,
on my spotify…

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imagine a wolf enters you,
i mean really giving you ALL those inches,
and then…
he doesn’t pull out.
that’s because he legit can’t pull out because he’s stuck.
why?

His wife found out he was on the DL and she replaced his lube with super glue.

a foxholer sent me the following video and…

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from my past entries,
you know i’m not good with smoking weed.
last time i smoked,
i was higher than jupiter.
i was legit professor x out here,
putting together pieces of puzzles and the meaning of space and time.
i realized weed and i don’t mix well together.
i don’t think it ever has tbh.
i just did it because everyone else was doing it,
but it never had a real good high except maybe the first one after i lost Mum.
today,
they passed a law that had all my weed friend’s celebrating…

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