ya’ll are so nosy.
listen,
i get it.
i’m nosy too but my nosiness also comes with trust.
folks spill to me and they know it doesn’t get out.
i posted these stories on the foxhole ig yesterday:

…and i woke up to my box blown up with messages.

“Who?”
“Spill to me!”
“I wanna know too!”

okay so let’s font for a little.
i got some stuff to share with you…

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i’ve joined the cult with others frying their brains out too.
i’ve accepted my fate and will walk with my head held high.
so 2 weeks ago,
i was craving pizza heavy.
just like when i have the idea to hop on a dating app,
The Universe sends me something that turns me tf off completely.
i saw ( x this ) news story the day i was gonna order.
i did the dorothy face shortly after i read it:

something told me to check out all the restaurant grades in my area.
the violations of “evidence of rats/mice” made my head spin.
after my soul came back to my bawdy,
i decided to order something that i’ve heard folks raving about.
i didn’t know much about it before i did some research,
but i was sold after all the reviews…

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2005.
interesting year for me.
i had lost it all…
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i’ll say one good thing that came out of that hooker that was ex therapist.
i’m sorry foxhole but i’m still really mad at her and that.
like,
i still haven’t gotten an email with a follow-up or anything.
she is absolutely banished to the lowest island of hell.
anyhoo,
for one of our past assignments,
she wanted me to start…

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yeah,
i fonted it.
a bitch.
you made my life really uncomfortable,
but as much id like to throw hands before you exit,
i think it was for the best.
when i first entered you…

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