This is what it said when I went to the store this morning.

i just started making bomb omelettes too.
ugh.
you know the saying:

“You don’t know what you got til it’s gone.”

well,
i think the first to go in the new world order is the eggs.
eggs use to be like 4/carton for me.
nowadays…

So when exactly is America supposed to be great again?

it’s four days in and it’s looking more like a sequel to chaos than anything remotely “great”.
with our new president diving headfirst into his rollback agenda,
undoing policies left and right,
i can’t help but wonder…

When i went to the Beyoncé concert two years ago,
it wasn’t because i scored a last-minute ticket or splurged my savings.
It was a gift from a rich Foxholer who knew how to make an impression.

he’s black,
successful,
and didn’t flinch when i mentioned the date or seat.
“price be damned,” he said,
like a true wolf king.
this wasn’t his first time stepping up either.
he has popped up in the past when i’ve needed help and honestly,
he’s a rare breed.
realistically,
most rich black males i’ve encountered just want to flex.
this is where i understand where joie chavis,
the professional breed machine to rappers and a baller wolf is kinda coming from.
after the la fires,
she is in a tight spot…

The clock app might have run out of time.

it seems poetic,
doesn’t it?
the very platform that gave many influencers a voice,
and turned regular people into overnight sensations,
is allegedly going to stop ticking on sunday.
( x read about it here )

influencers,
small businesses,
sexy males,
and content creators better grab their masterpieces before they vanish into the void.
here is what is so interesting to me…

Have you ever noticed how attentionistos try to rewrite their past when the present starts looking brighter?

yesterday,
i got an email from the PR rep of an ex-“kinda, sorta, maybe”-still current attentionisto.
yep,
you read that right.
PR.

Sidebar: the PR person was cool.
They are just doing their job so no shade or beef there.

anyway,
they wanted me to take down a few old posts about their client.
as i scrolled through the entries,
confused as to what was so scandalous,
i couldn’t help but think to myself…

Fontin’ of recording…

i still don’t understand why porn is ( x blocked down south ).
the reasoning makes no sense to me but sure,
whatevs.
florida is determined to be one of the worst states in the united states.
Florida Foxholers: do not record the police or first responders in florida.
allegedly:

You WILL be arrested if they catch that phone out.

i saw the following on reddit and…