The clock app might have run out of time.

it seems poetic,
doesn’t it?
the very platform that gave many influencers a voice,
and turned regular people into overnight sensations,
is allegedly going to stop ticking on sunday.
( x read about it here )

influencers,
small businesses,
sexy males,
and content creators better grab their masterpieces before they vanish into the void.
here is what is so interesting to me…

Have you ever noticed how attentionistos try to rewrite their past when the present starts looking brighter?

yesterday,
i got an email from the PR rep of an ex-“kinda, sorta, maybe”-still current attentionisto.
yep,
you read that right.
PR.

Sidebar: the PR person was cool.
They are just doing their job so no shade or beef there.

anyway,
they wanted me to take down a few old posts about their client.
as i scrolled through the entries,
confused as to what was so scandalous,
i couldn’t help but think to myself…

Fontin’ of recording…

i still don’t understand why porn is ( x blocked down south ).
the reasoning makes no sense to me but sure,
whatevs.
florida is determined to be one of the worst states in the united states.
Florida Foxholers: do not record the police or first responders in florida.
allegedly:

You WILL be arrested if they catch that phone out.

i saw the following on reddit and…

So you know how this one here went viral for not being able to get a manz?

i was on the fence before but now i’m off the fence after i saw these videos…

Mask off.

What happens when the American dream morphs into a nightmare you didn’t sign up for?

for years,
we believed hard work and a degree guaranteed stability.
this christmas,
reality delivered a stocking full of coal.
muskrat and “that indian jackal” made it painfully clear…

Well,
to their defense which is just for this entry,
they didn’t really want him to have all this say in the new president’s cabinet.

…even though the new president did say he was gonna have him doing something.
people don’t listen like they used to?
so i think the buyer’s remorse is starting to sink in.

the regret has started to penetrate even harder now.
if you put your ears to the wind,
you’ll hear loud complaints in the void or quite whispers of regrets.
some have even pulled the ultimate vanishing acts after being so extra.
so i thought the plan was to deport illegal immigrants and lock the border…