the more details i read about this story,
i more i realize d4vd was actually quite the dumbass.
how you gonna allegedly delete someone and leave their remains in your car?
what?
not only that,
allegedly went ( x googling shit to further link him to this alleged crime ).
this is 2026; not 1986.
cameras are everywhere and “the truman show” is always watching.
the hyena was on 1,000 when he allegedly murdered celeste rivas hernandez.
the motive is still being broken down in court,
but from what i gathered…

i just fonted about angel on “beauty and black” and stumbling onto this story.

Foxhole: take note.
so the goal is always to get married especially to the ultra wealthy male,
or find yourself in his will legally at least.

the highest earning person in the marriage usually has to shell out alimony,
especially child support once kids are involved.

…which is why i’ve always been told you don’t marry for love.
once the divorce comes around,
love is out the window and it’s “who owns what and how much can i get?“.
david geffen ( x married that younger male ),
david andrew armstrong.
in our heads,
is this ( x how the davids even met )?
he goes by many alias btw.
omg wait…

in happier times,
i’m sure their friends knew them as “the davids” on invites.
i guess it’s now,
“that young bitch who had a plan all along.”

…and guess what?
it’s okay to have that exit plan especially if things aren’t working out.
so the davids didn’t work out after two years of marriage because of “irreconcilable differences“.
i love to know why this didn’t work out but “tmz” is fonting:

Armstrong claimed Geffen treated him as “a living social experiment” and paraded him around as a “trophy to show off to his wealthy friends, under the guise of benevolence.” Armstrong even filed a civil lawsuit against his former partner in July for allegedly exploiting him but ultimately dropped it.

uh…

young david is allegeding that older david did a “breach of contract“,
because he was supposed to get life long support if it ended,
but older david is like,
“NAH HOMIE“.
so like all divorces,
it got nasty AF but there seems to be an end to the drama via “tmz“…

i just had someone i know tell me they believed chilli.
they believed her because rozanda posted this IG press release:

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A post shared by Chilli (@therealchilli)

i looked at them like they were crazy,
but i also reminded myself they don’t research either.
i agree that it’s easy to slip and re-post something on IG…

…when you need glasses or got fat fingers because what?!

…but i found it odd when,
of all the things that could be re-posted,
something disrespectful about michelle obama was the topic.

why not a random cat video?
moo deng?
a video of a karen gone wild?

it’s always triflin’ shit getting randomly re-posted.
not only that:

why does she not know exactly who she is donating too?

it seems she doesn’t know what she is doing or she legit does.
so then i ended up seeing this alleged threads:

…which can be any random anyone,
but the real smoking gun was t-boz,
her own group mate.
she called her out in a past interview about how she voted in 2016…

imagine being in the cuck situation but live.

maybe this is a “hall pass” kind of situation some married couples have?
they get a pass to have sex with whatever celebrity if they got the chance.
i hope that is the case in the following here because if not:

this husband let his wife go up on that stage with chris brown.

and he could as well bring the cuck chair and sit like a good boy in the corner…

you know what we need to realize?

many of our favs are silent stans of the current administration.

they don’t always come out in public,
but they definitely hide in the shadows to do their dirty work.
how disappointing is it to be a TLC fan or stan rn.
i don’t know how they pulled rozanda “chilli” lewis out the shadows but allegedly…

i’m so annoyed at this story.

when chappell roan first started,
i was really into her first album.
it is a fuckin’ masterpiece.

pink pony club.
coffee.
casual.
my kink is karma.
“good luck, babe” is definitely on my life soundtrack.

i respected her story too about being overlooked,
dropped,
then coming back like:

“watch this.”

i love a good underdog moment.
somewhere along the way tho,
something started being sus with her.
i couldn’t figure it out first,
but she started to feel…
off.

the interviews
the tension with reporters
the drag makeup felt more like geisha makeup
the “don’t look at me for politics” after speaking on politics
the alleged uncle who is a republican in missouri

it started to feel less underdog and more “karen”.
i started wondering why wasn’t she more humble after being poor and overlooked.
well after her ( x recent antics ),
i guess the public is starting to get sick of her.
it turns out that chappell might actually be wealthy AF…