the butt dial.
does that even happen anymore?
one of your butt cheeks decides to dial someone’s number by mistake.
they saying “hello? hello?” but they’re talking to your ass.
for shannon sharpe,
however,
he might have allegedly butt dialed an IG live so we can listen to him having sex…

i don’t even need to font this for The Foxhole…

Last night’s debate between Kamala Harris and Trump?

utter disaster.
i mean,
like,
eye-openly bad for him.
kamala snatched donald’s wig,
threw it on the floor,
and used it as a hacky sack.
the moment she mentioned his rallies,
it was game over for what was holding his mental health together.

Foxhole tip: the quickest way to unravel a narcissist?
Bruise their ego.

now,
two of the things i really loved…

Tonight is the big night.

the much-anticipated debate between kamala harris and trump.
think of it like pay-per-view but without the bill.
it’s going to be the most viewed,
streamed,
and dissected event of the year.
some are crossing their fingers for kamala to verbally annihilate him.
others are hoping trump will leave her stumbling.

How do i feel?

well…

Bisexual menz,
it’s your time!

there are a lot of bi males out here looking for a home.
the days when bi males were treated like the lowest on the totem pole,
especially by vixens and gays,
are about to be in style.
kamillion,
who was on the short lived show “rap shit“,
made a public service announcement that the bi males are where it’s at.
it even got scrappy to chime in with a cosign?…

I just had to tell someone recently:

“You always pick things against your best interest.
You choose the wrong men and the wrong life choices.
You’ve been not only a consistent disappointment in my life,
but with those around you.
We have all grown accustomed to YOU doing the wrong shit.
Why would I believe you’d make the best decision that would help me?”

Needles to font,
we aren’t speaking atm.
It felt good to say it out loud.

i’m at the point of my life where i don’t expect much anymore.
my expectations are low when it comes to certain people/things.
if someone/something has a habit of showing up,
i keep my expectations at a healthy place.
other people/things:

it helps you from being disappointed instead of getting you hopes up.
if the opposite happens,
you can act like a kid who got what they wanted for christmas.
i’m glad i didn’t expect much from the cmas in regards to cowboy carter cause…

NLE Choppa is the hottest topic in the forests right now.

he’s the new wolf everyone’s got their hard on,
and with tracks like “slut me out 2”,
can you blame us?

i came across this tweet about the gays turning their backs on lil nas x for nle choppa…

…and while the response is spot on,
i’ve got a few thoughts…