“everybody wants to be a pineapple,
but nobody wants to be a pineapple.” – paul mooney, the chappelle show

if you visited the ( x fox-tionary ),
you know a “pineapple” means the “n” word round dese parts.
anyway…
can i say this without being rude?
okay i’m going to try my hardest.
*ahem*…

i love when the snow animals experience the “black” struggle

its all cute when they twerking flapjacks and rapping off beat…
snow animals tend to live in a bubble.
it might be ignorance or simply just being naive,
but when they get a dose of what it’s like to be “us”,
i’m always amused at their response.
#peppermintpetty
 sam smith saw his black friend have a racist encounter.
he vented with a series of tweets + an instagram message…
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i bet he’s immune to regular weed.
like it probably don’t even make him feel nice.
i’d be scared to smoke with snoop.
he got that advanced “have you slumped” shit.
anyway…
so jada pinkett smith has everyone talking.
i hope this means her ass will be back in “gotham” next season.
the buzz is too lit.
well snoop wanted to offer her,
and us,
his opinion with some advice.
check it out…
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everyone can agree that the janet hubert,
the original “aunt viv” on the “fresh prince of belair”,
was the best one.
that light skinned-ed animal who replaced her was a snoozer.
well according to forests,
janet didn’t get along with will smith and he allegedly had her fired.
key word: allegedly.
when jada made her message about boycotting the oscars,
i had a feeling janet was going to respond.
well that she did.
this is what she had to say via facebook…
Continue reading “The Smiths Get A “Blast From The Past” Dragging” →

in every forest,
there is a hierarchy of animals you may not be able to cross.
that just depends where your power lies.
as bloggers like myself,
we are only as good as the stories we put out.
the best stories can send shock waves and bring attention.
that’s how you can get all the animals to keep visiting.
well diddy is one animal who doesn’t play about his cubs.
as you know,
justin combs was the target of some vicious rumors this past week.
“industry on blast” and “fameolous”,
two mainly gossip blogs that broke the stories,
learned the power of what a higher animal can do.
check what was the outcome via sandra rose…
Continue reading “When Diddy Burns Your Forest Down” →

jada is not playing,
is she?
she has gotten so much press over her banishment of the oscars 2016.
many are also choosing to stand with her on the front line.
well she decided to sit down and get serious…
but in full hd video.
she filmed a statement for everyone to see on her facebook yesterday.
good to know she actually runs it.
this is what she had to say…
Continue reading “Is Jada Pinkett Smith’s Banishment of The Oscars Flawed?” →

oooooooh no.
well i do like chris brown with weight on him.
i think we all do.
i mean that ” x 2009-2010” look.
that is when he is was his most handsome-est.
anything after that was,
well,
no.
he explained in a recent ig comment what his weight loss regiment is.
this is a chris brown official statement…
Continue reading “Chris Brown’s Pipe Is One of The Reasons He So Skinty” →