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smile 2: screams, blue checks, and free popcorn

Last night was one of those nights where being media just hits different.
shoutout to a Foxholer for sending me the hookup to see “smile 2” early.
the timing was wild though.
i was literally just talking about the first “smile” with a friend…
…and boom,
like magic…
“he’s a good man, savannah. a good man!”

What if a male is the ultimate fantasy to fuck,
but once you have both fucked each other’s brains out…
that’s it?
No sparks,
No substance,
and just one giant meh.
everyone’s still buzzing about victoria monét and john gaines jr. splitting up.
apparently,
she’s moving on:
leaving everyone asking:
why would victoria let go of such a fine,
fine,
and “did i font fine” wolf like john?
“If i was with John,
I’d fuck him absolutely stupid,
bathe him,
and drink his bath water,” said literally almost every gay and vixen on Bey’s internet.
but i want to challenge a thought…
Continue reading ““he’s a good man, savannah. a good man!”” →aaron pierre isn’t dark skin enough for this role?

I guess the cats out the bag because my manz,
Aaron Pierre,
is now on everyone’s “to f*ck” list.
it was so wild that one of my vixen friends hit me up about him the other day.
need i remind everyone The Foxhole covered him ( x first ).you know i like to be on the bottom of things when it comes to wolves.
aaron had everyone salivating with his role on “rebel ridge” on netflix.
the feral whores started plotting after this role so you know that has me vex.
i’m sure this next casting announcement is gonna make the line even longer via deadline…
the fear of Jesus came out of this jaguar wright on piers morgan debacle

When I saw Jaguar Wright on Piers Morgan,
I had only one word: Wow.
….and not the good kind of “wow”.
i mean,
how did this mentally unstable she-jackal manage to land herself on prime time?
she’s got a dedicated stans because she crashed back into the industry guns blazing,
throwing accusations at every artist she can think of.
her favorite targets?
jay-z,
of course.
jaguar’s been on a warpath,
claiming she’s got serious dirt on the carters.
when she went on piers morgan,
she went full throttle with accusations.
jay and bey,
the masters of keeping cool under pressure,
have finally had enough…
we have a lot to get to

Last night,
I honestly expected something different from the VP debate.
maybe,
deep down,
i was hoping for a real housewives-style reunion showdown,
but instead,
i got civil and respectful between vance and walz.
Lord,
am I really so programmed to expect drama and content first?
from where i sat,
even though walz was clearly nervous…
diddy got 120 alleged problems and his freedom ain’t one

Ever worked at a job where the boss was practically satan in a suit?
maybe it was your boss,
your fav’s boss,
or you just watched the chaos from the sidelines.
this jackal had a known rep for tormenting everyone.
even the strongest people cracked under their pressure.
no one dared to complain though due to fear of losing their job,
getting blacklisted,
or that old “you gotta play the game” mentality kept everyone quiet.
people either suffered through the abuse or didn’t last long and left.
It wasn’t until one brave soul finally spoke up that the floodgates opened.
suddenly,
everyone had a story and just like that,
the so-called jackal was shown the door with a hefty severance to go away quietly.
don’t you love when hr protects these demons?
as we saw,
cassie started talking and guess what?
Diddy’s untouchable reputation was officially wounded and 120 more alleged victims have come forward to tell their side….
when i font,
“yikes on a bike” with these allegations…




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