guys, we are ready for our new president’s gaza resorts and casinos?

Has the Foxhole watched Stranger Things?

for those who have,
omg yes!
for those haven’t,
omg what?

does anyone remember the end of season 2?
it ended with them in the gym for the school dance,
but as the camera panned,

it showed what was happening in the same gym in the upside down place.

The upside down place in Stranger Things is a dark and decayed mirror of the real world.

Foxhole:
we are currently in the upside down place because everything is,
well,
upside THEEEEEE fuck down.
nothing makes sense and i had to wonder:

Is this all a twisted alternate dimension where logic took a smoke break and is never coming back?

in morewtf is even happening anymore?news,
reality continues to sign us up for a reality we didn’t ask for.
our new president posted something about gaza into a resort today…

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the DEI hires that won the super bowl let us know about that white house invite

Anytime I see NFL baller wolf,
Jalen Hurts,
“Luther” from Kendrick plays in my head.

we don’t need to get into how fione jalen is.

i will say i’m seeing more and more males trying to emulate “90s fine” now.
i’m starting to see fresh haircuts and clothes that actually fit now.

after every super bowl,
the winning team goes to the white house to meet with the president.

for the second super bowl win in a row,
the eagles...

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black women are the reason why so many black males are DL

excuse my french right quick.
*ahem*

In every chapter in my life,
there was always some stupid BITCH who loved weaponizing to my sexuality.

they could NEVER mind their business.
it was always someone i thought was cool.
they were so busy in my front yard but in their own backyards:

A) they didn’t realize their manz wanted to stuff my ass with his cream

B) their own manz was cheating on them HEAVY or didn’t even like them

C) no one outside of their clique of other stupid bitches liked them either

sorry,
i had to get that off my fingers.

it has been sitting on my spirit for years.
it was always one defective hoe in the batch who was becoming like her mother.
they were evolving like a pokemon into the bitch mother they hated so much for being nosy.

ugh…
so a discussion about how black vixens make every male DL.
“the neighborhood talk” posted it and i wanted to correct something…

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according to godfrey, two of our TV dads were cheating with males on our TV moms

When Aunt Patti allegedly outed Luther,
big and little “Loo-Fah”,
the black community was not having it.

say what you want about us,
but we CAN protect our unproblematic legends,
especially when it comes to their personal lives.
you see how fast we stood up to protect tevin campbell.
outing has always been a tricky game.
let a male be attractive,
and suddenly,
there’s a full-blown witch hunt into his sexuality.
straight jackals,
who claim to “hate that gay shit”,
sure do love spilling “that gay shit“.
enter comedian godfrey,
who decided to put not one but two beloved tv dads on blast…

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the next four years of cars, no planes, and automobiles

i have a fear of flying but i also:

Have a fear of seeing a plane fall out the sky.

this scene in “knock at the cabin” legit terrified me.
spoilers included,
although the movie was terrible:

not to mention the movie,
flight“:

but,
um,
our new president doing is helping stir the pot of my fears

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many white folks are still VEX at kendrick lamar for the super bowl

White America,
let’s font.

we’ve sat through your bruce springsteen anthems,
your queen ballads,
your ac/dc guitar solos,
your taylor swift eras,
and your madonna reinventions.

now i do like taylor and madonna.
still,
we watched and we nodded.
we even did a two-step when the beat hit.

…but now,
because kendrick dared to give a performance with depth,
lyricism,
and black excellence,

suddenly…

There’s an issue?

fox news is in shambles,
per usual…

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