there’s some hoes in this box (they want his hose in their box)

There is something sexy about someone in a relationship.

when you look like jon the barber

…you become even sexier.

jon has recently gotten into a relationship with an equally sexy partner


but had to tell some of ya’ll to chill TF out

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they might have gotten eggs on their faces

A price hike panic that felt more scrambled than than anything else.

it was interesting to me to see this discussion about the price of eggs.
when i went into the supermarket,
eggs were like 3 to 4 dollars on average.
i like mine “cage free” but during the Rona,
they were like 7 dollars at one point.
after rona,
my grocery bill as a whole became much more affordable.

Imagine my surprise when he started harping on grocery bills like they were sky-high.

this man dog-walked biden/harris for inflation,
built an entire campaign on “lowering costs”...

and now in his “time’s man of the year” interview via the hill

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did andrew schulz fly too close to the comedic sun?

…and I JUST told someone before this happened I thought he was attractive.
Ugh.
I hate when people ruin their attractiveness with foolishness.

late one night,
while tumbling down a rabbit hole of black historical horrors,
i found myself revisiting the disturbing practice of “buck breaking”.

as you know,
or didn’t,
but it was a vile tactic used during slavery.
it was where male slaves were raped by their masters for dominance and emasculation.

fast forward to today,
comedian jackal,

andrew schultz made headlines for what he wanted to do to kendrick lamar.
after kendrick called him out in “
wacced out muralsby saying:

“Don’t let no white comedian talk about no Black woman,
that’s law.”

andrew went full

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don’t ever say YMCA is a gay song because it aint!

Allegedly,
i thought YMCA from The Village People was a gay anthem.
I heard that when I was a kid.

I literally just asked someone if that song wasn’t associated with gay folks back in the day.

i mean,
allegedly,
the group was dressed like they were going to a circuit party.
it doesn’t help “village” in the group name is the gay mecca in new yawk.
ever since our new president made YMCA his hype track

the group’s been spiraling and having a hissy fit over the song’s alleged origins.
now,
one of them is even threatening to sue anyone who dares call it a gay anthem

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the new social media murder mystery they’re about to solve

X marks the Fox to the debut of it’s latest murder mystery on Rihanna’s social media,
“Who killed the UnitedHealth CEO?”

trust,
we’re already hooked on episode one.
brian thompson,
the CEO in question,
left his new yawk hotel at 6:46am.
by 7:00am,
he was a headline.
was this a random attack?
from the footage,
which is pretty graphic

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what is happening to him?

there is a misconception that the younger you look means the better you are.
tbh,
if you take care of yourself,
you can reach the exclusive “daddy” status.
if you’re lucky,
“zaddy” status.

one of my fav white wolves is confusing me with his aging or work out process

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