Category: A COUPLE MINUTES OF AWESOME
one day soon, they’ll make it a mission to tell everyone how they know/knew me
one day soon,
people will tell everyone about how they know me.
they’ll shout to the mountaintops:
“I KNEW JAMARI WAY BACK WHEN!
HE WAS SO GREAT!
HE WAS SO KIND TO ME!”
… even those who hurt me will tell a different story.
they might tell the same story including the ones i may have hurt too.
Making all those within The Foxhole proud would mean so much to me tho.
you guys have honestly seen a more real side to me than folks i know irl.
so for you all to witness my success would be awesome.
jonathan majors is hitting his stride and for good reason.
tam’ron hall brought him back to a time when he was a star in the making.
someone from his past joined in that knew he was destined to make it…
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my virginity will be broken later on this week! (guest who?)
even though i’ve been a reoccurring featured guest on tmz live these last two years,
i’m usually just on there to give an opinion and bounce.
i’m always grateful for the opportunity whenever they call.
this week,
i’m about to do something else just as amazing for myself and the foxhole…
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my birth month and date would get me an easy 100m (happy birthday to meme!)
^that is sexier to me than most wolves out here tbh.
benjamin franklin is such a big dick daddy.
so this recent meme is gaining traction with the folks on twitter.
the question is:
In order to earn 100 million dollars, your birth MONTH plus your BIRTH DATE have to record a number 1 hit. Will you make it?
these are the artists…
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king agu made me realize something about myself last night
i’ve come a long way and i gotta really applaud myself.
in my 20s,
i was super desperate to get into a relationship.
someone put the idea in my head about masculine males being gay/bi and it was ON.
it caused me to be put on to many fucked up entanglements.
i’ve met a lot of big deals a like rapper,
a government official,
and a nfl baller wolf.
i was dealing with some really good wolves too.
my past issues fucked them all up.
maybe i wasn’t supposed to link up with them for a relationship.
i don’t know.
back then,
if i was to see a fine ass male dating another male,
like this picture of king agu and his boo from yesterday…
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silence is where your answers are.
when i have no direction,
The Universe literally takes the wheel for me.
I believe.
so i was laying in the dark earlier.
i’ve been fighting something trying to bring me down all day.
i had a nightmare last night that kick-started the bs.
on the positive,
i was randomly scrolling fandango and found 1 ticket for “endgame” later.
i should be happy about that,
but i wasn’t.
i made the mistake of scrolling through the big set up that is social media.
where everyone looks so perfect,
skin is poppin’,
outfits are red carpet ready.
here i was:
a slight food baby,
a little gassy,
nd breaking out on my chin.
i’m probably over exaggerating with how i feel inside.
i don’t feel sexy,
a list,
or even wanted today.
so i randomly found myself on keith powers page.
he was in my explorer page.
i saw he posted a video with this caption:
this is the video…
he was unlucky enough to get a rabbit’s foot up his butt on easter
imagine…
Getting yo ass beat by one of those costumed characters in times square?
sidebar: why did i see “luigi”,
smoking a cigarette,
and texting on his phone in ts the other day?
i was like,
oh no..
anyway,
if you did,
i’d even suggesting cutting your hair and changing your name.
well,
the following easter bunny kicked this snow jackal’s tail over the weekend.
why?
he allegedly disrespected and spit on a black vixen.
she was already handling him,
but “thugs bunny” jumped in and well…
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