would you?

x how about this?

well summer time is here.
that means new things to ride,
like him above,
are making their debut.
how about if i showed you something
that would take you on the ride of your life?
would you hop on?
well it happens to be in texas.
all the good things to ride are down in texas, huh?…

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ever since her mentions on twitter got gang banged because of #askdraya,
she scurried right into hiding.
well she wants ya’ll to know something about an hour ago…

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they say you have to kiss enough frogs before you meet your prince.
can i get a rough estimate?
seriously?
well on a totally different topic,
and side of the world,
people in japan are eating live frogs as sushi…

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i asked draya why she was going to be on 106 and park thursday?
i was lost as to what she could possibly be going on there for.
she never answered me back.
*pout*
so she tweeted this earlier:

you know black twitter had a lot of “interesting” things to ask, right?…

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our poor miguel.
things were all good about a month ago.
well that is before this happened…

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that is a shot from her new video for,
“we can’t stop”.
it’s as white girl ratchet as you would imagine miley could be…

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