there are some regions in the world that don’t get much sun.
it rains or very cloudy pretty much all the time.
when the sun does come out from its cloudy closet,
everyone including animals makes a beeline outside to indulge.
in this current climate tho,
with pandemics and economic woes,
where everyone’s mental health is being put through the wringer,
doesn’t it feel like…

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it’s no surprise that some males are wild animals when it comes to someone sexy.
they will go outta their way to touch your merchandise like they own the joint.
you see how difficult it is out here for vixens.

my friend was just telling me how some jackals were howling at her as she walked by.

HER MAN WAS RIGHT NEXT TO HER TOO.

they had no fucks to give and I wonder what would have happened if she was alone?
even when you’re at a strip club,
they tell you not to touch any of the strippers unless requested.
so when foxholers sent me the following video today,
I had one question…

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ya know,
i’m really glad i’ve been really particular about who got up inside me.
big dicks,
medium dicks,
lil’ ass dicks…
i was serious about my hole health and grip strength.
a wolf said to me today:

“You probably got the tightest hole in the world.”

i saw this video today and even though it was supposed to be about the tattoo…

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every time i talk to someone about a dating app,
the foxhole sends me a story about some fuck shit going down on the app.
i just had a conversation about dating online and how it isn’t safe.
it’s true.
online dating isn’t safe.
period.
gay males are a target for the broke dusties on grindr in atl…

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this picture is really disturbing but this is everyone’s idea of what jail is like.
the jokes is being someone’s bitch whose name is “bubba“.
to some gays,
that is a legit fantasy.
a fine wolf with a prison bawdy giving you the business every night in ya’ll cell.
( x see here )
( x see another here )
one of the biggest fears for any male,
besides going to actual prison,
is getting raped in prison.
you’ll be out here like tom dubois from “the boondocks“:

again,
some males might be willing participants.
thanks to this guide a foxholer sent me,
it teaches us:

“How Not To Get Raped in Prison”

well…

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i had to have my assistant sage the foxhole for the following story.
so uh foxhole,
i was sent this story from the pretty vixen and a foxholer at the same time this morning.
i was left speechless.
i am still speechless.
azealia banks decided to dig up her dead cat to cook it.
yes,
you read correctly and i come with videos/pics…

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