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BULLETIN BOARD: GO DEEPER/SUB

*this will be a sticky thread that will be updated.
UPDATE: 2/22/2024

so before we get into any updates

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“he’s a good man, savannah. a good man!”

What if a male is the ultimate fantasy to fuck,
but once you have both fucked each other’s brains out…
that’s it?
No sparks,
No substance,
and just one giant meh.

everyone’s still buzzing about victoria monét and john gaines jr. splitting up.
apparently,
she’s moving on:

leaving everyone asking:
why would victoria let go of such a fine,
fine,
and “did i font fine” wolf like john?

“If i was with John,
I’d fuck him absolutely stupid,
bathe him,
and drink his bath water,” said literally almost every gay and vixen on Bey’s internet.

but i want to challenge a thought…

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spoiling the wrong sidekicks: a superhero’s mistake

What happens when you realize you’ve been the superhero in everyone else’s story,
yet your own plot feels a little…
un-heroic?

i made a mistake.
a big one.
after days of feeling so low,
it hit me like a lightning bolt

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aaron pierre isn’t dark skin enough for this role?

I guess the cats out the bag because my manz,
Aaron Pierre,
is now on everyone’s “to f*ck” list.

it was so wild that one of my vixen friends hit me up about him the other day.
need i remind everyone The Foxhole covered him ( x first ).
you know i like to be on the bottom of things when it comes to wolves.
aaron had everyone salivating with his role on “rebel ridge” on netflix.

the feral whores started plotting after this role so you know that has me vex.
i’m sure this next casting announcement is gonna make the line even longer via deadline

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the fear of Jesus came out of this jaguar wright on piers morgan debacle

When I saw Jaguar Wright on Piers Morgan,
I had only one word: Wow.

….and not the good kind of “wow”.
i mean, 
how did this mentally unstable she-jackal manage to land herself on prime time?

she’s got a dedicated stans because she crashed back into the industry guns blazing,
throwing accusations at every artist she can think of.
her favorite targets?
jay-z,
of course.

jaguar’s been on a warpath,
claiming she’s got serious dirt on the carters.
when she went on piers morgan,
she went full throttle with accusations.

jay and bey,
the masters of keeping cool under pressure,
have finally had enough

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stefon diggs wouldn’t have had to drug me so i could hitch a ride

I been trying to sit on this seat for YEARS and judging from these latest allegations,
it sounds like I could have.

mmm.
mmm mmm mmm.

some things i hear/read in the Foxvine,
i’m not too shocked.
i mean,
do we even get shocked anymore on beyonce’s 2024 internet?

it’s always something with these batch of humans nowadays.

NFL baller wolf for the Texans,
Stefon Diggs,
allegedly being bisexual wouldn’t be shocking to me.

hyper-sexual males always check the bi box tbh.
so apparently,
stefon was dickin’ down cardi b while she was 8 months pregnant.

and apparently,
he was trying to dick down chris blake griffith too…

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my Foxhole guide to that thing called burnout

Have you ever felt at your wits end?

life suddenly became too much to handle,
you felt like you were on auto pilot,
and nothing was making you excited about life anymore.
i’ve been feeling like my energy had ghosted me.
i just felt tired about everything and everyone tbh.
it was like being a clown working overtime at the circus.
i was exhausted and still juggling it all because i balance two lives:

My IRL self
My Foxhole self

my entire being has rsvp’d “yes” to an emotional breakdown.
why aren’t we fontin’ more about burnout?
it’s like we’re conditioned for one thing:

Grind
Grind
Grind

…and then,
when the weekend rolls around:

Events
Errands
Everything but recharge

i’ve been battling burnout hard these past two years,
and while i’m no expert,
here’s what i’m learning as i try to figure it out…

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