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BULLETIN BOARD: GO DEEPER/SUB

*this will be a sticky thread that will be updated.
UPDATE: 2/22/2024

so before we get into any updates

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i want to normalize some things in my life and yours

can we normalize

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if i was a big breasted white woman, i’d be a top earner on OF

i fonted it.
i sure did.
if i was white with the whole big breasted like this:

shiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeett.
“you want a taste of these torpedo tits?
sign up for my OF.”

So I have a question about OF…

you know you’ll see a OF male of the swamp with a headline:

“Top 10%”
“Top 0.1%”

…or something to that effect.
it makes it seem like they’re making big bank on OF.
i just peeped a list that was released about the top earners on OF

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the new white male who is considered “big”

What is “big” to you?

for me,
big is length and girth combined.

it hurts going in and will make you bleed cumming out.
it’s “you want to put that where?!” and “this is a head only establishment”.
it’s jaws hurting and bypassing gag reflexing.
it’s king nate and king agu.
it’s what the size queen Foxhole rides and lives to tell the tale.

This white male is getting applause for being “big”…

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the wolf with the cheek print in his sweats

I didn’t really see too many fine “risk it all” wolves last night.
That or I’m outgrowing basic hood wolves.
There was one tho…

so i had to rush to the bathroom after i watched “smile 2”.
it was packed in there but when i walked in,
i was met with the fattest pair of butt cheeks i’ve seen in a while.

And he had the nerve to wear tight sweats to highlight it.

some wolves don’t play fair.
head on,
you could see the outline of both cheeks in the sweats,

but from the side

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smile 2: screams, blue checks, and free popcorn

Last night was one of those nights where being media just hits different.

shoutout to a Foxholer for sending me the hookup to see “smile 2” early.
the timing was wild though.
i was literally just talking about the first “smile” with a friend…

…and boom,
like magic

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when work wolf isn’t work wolf

Would you settle for the knockoff version of something instead of the original?

earlier today,
i was at dunkin,
indulging in my usual iced coffee.
it was one of those “i deserve!” days.
while i was casually scrolling through my phone,
i heard this deep and low voice behind me.

“Can you add caramel to this coffee,
please?”

it sounded like work wolf

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