*this will be a sticky thread that will be updated.
UPDATE: 2/22/2024

so before we get into any updates…

It never fails.

i woke up today in a moody mental space.
it’s probably the cancer “i hate everything” in me.
i’ve accepted and owned that.
this morning’s agenda was to run a few errands.
i threw on:

Hoodie
Sweats
Dad Hat
Crocs

i was not really in a “see or be seen” kind of mood.
as i’m outside,
i decided to go to supermarket to pick up a few items.
as soon as i step in there,
i don’t know what holiday today is but…

the head monster.
ever so often,
a unsuspecting male gets swallowed up by one.
he never sees it cumming either.
this is ( x usually the response )after he lives to tell the tale.
head monsters hunts in the shadows where they can’t be seen and recognized.
a Foxholer sent me the following head monster that brings them to glory…

and by the sounds of it,
i’m scared…

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When your enemy is making a mistake,
let them.
No need to play savior.

i love for jackals and hyenas doing dumb shit.
every single one (or three) of them who’s tried to come for me?
they may have won a round or two but i always win the war.
that’s the thing with fools:

They only plan a few steps ahead not realizing the future has their own downfall.

fonting of bad moves…

Remember when JD Vance called every vice without kids a “cat lady” at the start of this election?

like,
that’s the insult you’re going with?
it alienated a whole chunk of voters.
taylor swift has owned it,
claiming the childless cat lady title,
and i’m here to font that…

the butt dial.
does that even happen anymore?
one of your butt cheeks decides to dial someone’s number by mistake.
they saying “hello? hello?” but they’re talking to your ass.
for shannon sharpe,
however,
he might have allegedly butt dialed an IG live so we can listen to him having sex…

i don’t even need to font this for The Foxhole…

Last night’s debate between Kamala Harris and Trump?

utter disaster.
i mean,
like,
eye-openly bad for him.
kamala snatched donald’s wig,
threw it on the floor,
and used it as a hacky sack.
the moment she mentioned his rallies,
it was game over for what was holding his mental health together.

Foxhole tip: the quickest way to unravel a narcissist?
Bruise their ego.

now,
two of the things i really loved…

Fonting of the Jay Hefner…

we never know who is having/has had intimate moments with others.
we think,
“oh he is straight!“,
but many of you have taught me otherwise with our conversations.
a Foxholer shared with me his relationship with jay.
he allowed me to share it with the rest of The Foxhole community…

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