if he was completely naked and wanted to give you a hug,
would you let him?
just a question.
well this naked gentleman wanted to give random hugs in a cali train station.
and well…

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….again?
i guess we can expect this every month.
anyway in my absence,
you guys were on it as usual.
had about 20 emails in my box about this.
even some mentions on twitter.
i watched the video that peanut leaked for the first time this morning.
and well…

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first – a vixen decided that after she had her baby,
she would teach her abuser a lesson.
second – twerking gone horribly wrong…

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here i was complaining about my measly 800 dollar bill.
i guess god put that into a better perspective…

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since i’m in a heavy mood,
i wanted to lighten up the foxhole.
go back to when you first stepped on the scene.
way back when.
you are excited at what you are about to present the world.
now look at who you are.
what has changed from then to now?
do you like it?
are you still likeable?
well this round is called:

THEN/NOW: THE MUSIC VIDEO DIVA EDITION

lets take a look at the contestants…

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last night i had sex with my wife.
i haven’t had none in a while.
maybe pussy would help?
i brought her to my bedroom,
where i proceeded to beat that pussy down for 2 rounds..

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