So Orlando was WEAK.

Yup.

(how terrible was that Slam Dunk contest?)

Too many players and not enough hoes.
Better yet, not enough known players which equaled no hoes.
They heard the word “Orlando” and thought Mickey and Minni Mouse.
But, I’ll be honest, I would have been down there.
Even if I got me a rookie or even a draftee, I would be satisfied.
I swear, I have to teach people how to do what to do.

Peep it…

Continue reading “Jamari Fox’s Guide To Being The Perfect Non-Groupie” →

Don’t get put in a chokehold Shanti.
You know this one here is taken…

Continue reading “Victor Cruz and Ashanti Salsa The Night Away” →

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Can you just smell the V I C T O R Y ?

My Wolves of the Giants did it yet again for NY.
And because of that,
they all can get a free ride on the Jamari Fox Express.
I am proud of you boys.
You played well.

But Foxes and Wolves…
Seriously…

Continue reading “… and yet AGAIN, my G-Wolves” →

I just hope everyone knows that I had the Foxes on his “bicho empanada” FIRST.
The Fox put claims on that in October.
So all these thirsty new hoes need to skedaddle.

The muthafucka had to salsa on a football field for people to take notice?

He got white Vixens signing up for salsa lessons all through the city.
Next thing you know they are going to be learning how to cook Arroz con pollo!

ANYWAY…

Continue reading “That is One Victor Cruz with a side of Paella For The Whores Please.” →

Bzzz.
Bzzz. Bzzz.
Oh God, it is going off again.

Sigh.
In this “trap” again.
Why did he have to be nice to me?
Why did he have to look into my eyes that way?
Why did he have to touch me the way he does?
Why is he going to make me spend days, weeks, and months obsessing over him?
Why are we going to play this game so he could be comfortable?

Nope this isn’t you this time.
This is someone who has now put YOU on the pedestal.

How does it feel when the tables turn?

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DEVIN.
VICTOR.
ANTREL.
HAKEEM.
THE OTHER BALLER G-MEN WOLVES.

GOOD GAME.
Now do Head Fox proud and bring a ring back to NY.

😉

I’ll be down to celebrate: [email protected]