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Kim and Kanye Make The Internet Blow Up In Less Than 60 Seconds

she finally got a gut full of human!…

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BLOW.

“what if the world did come to an end?”

he asked me in a text.
i was so fuckin’ tired.
new york decided to have a tsunami last night.
i thought my window would have blown in.
i didn’t have an answer for him.
i chose to ignore it.
i’m grateful god spared my life for another day,
but of course,
his question pondered in my head…

Am I satisfied with my life thus far?

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The Escort With The Water Balloon Butt Cheeks Is Currently Offline

this escort has had the most requests for whatever reason.
i guess some of you guys wants to motor boat those massive water balloons on his back.
well, an f-bi sent me the info to lead you towards his direction…

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The Way The Escort’s Water Balloon Booty Cheeks Light Up A Room…

looks like certain someone had a nice photo shoot in a seedy motel!…

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All The Wolves Like The Foxes With The Water Balloon Butt Cheeks

one of my faithful f-bi agents sent me something i busted out laughing at just now.
it is a picture of a fox hybrid who happens to be an escort.
well i can only imagine in that line of work,
image is everything.
so he went and had a little work done.
well… a lot of work…